[Jiggly]

I stumbled across a great article that lists a bunch of people's six word descriptions of their worst roommate experience!
Article Here

Here's some examples.

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"Peed in Tupperware and kept it." - Lauren, 33 "Vegan. Wouldn't allow meat in fridge." - Lindsey, 24 "Left used tampons on the counter." - Pilot, 29 "Left semen on the shower walls." - Michael, 33 "Let homeless man smoke crack inside." - Lia, 27 "I walked in on "water sports." - Chris, 32 "Let cat play with used condoms" - Courtney, 38 "Did coke but against smoking pot." - Kate, 32 "Used condom stuck to remote control." - Maggie, 38

I'd like to see SL have a go. Some of you may not be old enough to have shared rooms/houses with other people, so you can share something about your siblings/parents etc (not that you should tell us who they are)!

Here's mine:
Nymphomaniac, psychotic girls - didn't pay rent.

(Some people are traumatizing)

[Skullmeat]

Got pissed and threw things when I told him to keep it down. (I know its more than six words.)

[Oni]

Reported me for smoking in dorm.

[Jiggly]

Summary of Skulls and Oni's: Assholes.

[Skullmeat]

Summary of Skulls and Oni's: Assholes.

It was bad. He was so out of control I pointed my 12 gauge at him and told him If he didnt calm down I was calling the cops and would stay like this untill they arrived. My guess is he was acting to try and intimidate me, as he instantly changed his tune after I did that.

[Inori]

"Left used tampons on the counter." - Pilot, 29

Pilot, 29

Pilot

Spoiler:

An ode to one of my bunkmates at camp:
used my shirt as bog roll

[mothered]

@Jiggly, this Is hilarious.

"Left semen on the shower walls." - Michael, 33

My description (when I had enough of excuses):
Don't work don't pay rent goodbye.

[Jiggly]

Summary of Skulls and Oni's: Assholes.

It was bad. He was so out of control I pointed my 12 gauge at him and told him If he didnt calm down I was calling the cops and would stay like this untill they arrived. My guess is he was acting to try and intimidate me, as he instantly changed his tune after I did that.

They sound unstable.

"Left used tampons on the counter." - Pilot, 29

Pilot, 29

Pilot

Spoiler:

An ode to one of my bunkmates at camp:
used my shirt as bog roll

I didn't even pick up on that... O_O

@Jiggly, this Is hilarious.

"Left semen on the shower walls." - Michael, 33

My description (when I had enough of excuses):
Don't work don't pay rent goodbye.

I thought these were good xD Ha, I had someone like that. One guy moved in, tried to order an escort to our house, then didn't pay rent for 6 months (which is the only reason he was supposed to live with us) and then we all lost our deposits.

[mothered]

One guy moved in, tried to order an escort to our house, then didn't pay rent for 6 months (which is the only reason he was supposed to live with us) and then we all lost our deposits.

The bad thing Is, when they don't pay rent, not only Is It difficult to get the money owing, but It's also hard to get rid of the person.

In your case, It's a shame losing all deposits but sometimes (to avoid conflict and/or antagonistic behavior), It's best to simply take It on the chin and move forward.
EDIT: Typo.

[Double06]

"Stop throwing tampon's to the neighbours" -unknown lel