Your Mom Joke Thread

Customer · 10-29-2013, 02:50 AM

What's the difference between a fly and your mom?

A fly will stop sucking after you smack it.
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Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Nefarious · 10-29-2013, 03:33 AM

(10-29-2013, 02:50 AM)Customer Wrote: What's the difference between a fly and your mom?

A fly will stop sucking after you smack it.
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Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

These are fucking wonderful.

Hawk · 10-29-2013, 03:39 AM

(10-29-2013, 12:13 AM)Kirito Wrote: You mom is so stupid, she asks time for tacos.

best one i have seen :tongue:

Benjamin Lasnier · 10-29-2013, 03:42 AM

These are great you guys! Keep'em coming.

Customer · 10-29-2013, 07:24 AM

(10-29-2013, 03:33 AM)Kirito Wrote:
(10-29-2013, 02:50 AM)Customer Wrote: What's the difference between a fly and your mom?

A fly will stop sucking after you smack it.
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Your mom is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

These are fucking wonderful.

Thank you Kiri. ; u ;

Ash · 10-30-2013, 01:30 AM

Your mom is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Benjamin Lasnier · 10-30-2013, 01:41 AM

You mom is so dumb she got hit by a car, the car was parked.

Four · 10-30-2013, 02:29 AM

(10-30-2013, 01:41 AM)Ryan Wrote: You mom is so dumb she got hit by a car, the car was parked.

C'mon now. I got hit by a parked car before...

Nefarious · 10-30-2013, 02:53 AM

Your mother is so stupid, she thought the harlem shake was a drink.

Sapientia · 10-30-2013, 04:00 AM

Yo momma so fat that I took a picture of her last week and it's still printing.

Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.

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