[Benjamin Lasnier]

Hey guys! We're going to bring it back to 2008 with this thread!

Post a "Your Mom Joke."

Your mom is so......

Your mom is like a vacuum, she sucks and blows then gets laid in the closet by Mexicans afterwords.

[Nil]

Your momma's so dumb, she sits on the television and watches the couch!

So original. I know.

[EoP]

Your mom is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued.

[Nefarious]

I have a lot of these.

Your momma is so black, when she gets in a hot tub it makes coffee.

Your mother is so fat, she sits next to everybody at the movies.

[Auth]

I have a lot of these.

Your momma is so black, when she gets in a hot tub it makes coffee.

Your mother is so fat, she sits next to everybody at the movies.

Your mother is so fat, she sits next to everybody at the movies.

This made me laugh, good one Kir.

[420]

Your mom is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 minutes"

[Ace_HF]

Yo mom is so stupid when an burglar broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-9-9 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button

[Exiled]

Your mom is so fat, when she jumped in a swimming pool in Japan, they said "TSUNAAAAMIIIIIII"

[Four]

Your mom is so fat that when she sees a school bus filled with white people she yells "STOOOP THAAT TWINKIEEE!!!"

[Nefarious]

You mom is so stupid, she asks time for tacos.