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Your Mom Joke Thread - Benjamin Lasnier - 10-27-2013
Hey guys! We're going to bring it back to 2008 with this thread!
Post a "Your Mom Joke."
Your mom is so......
Your mom is like a vacuum, she sucks and blows then gets laid in the closet by Mexicans afterwords.
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - Nil - 10-27-2013
Your momma's so dumb, she sits on the television and watches the couch!
So original. I know.
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - EoP - 10-28-2013
Your mom is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued.
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - Nefarious - 10-28-2013
I have a lot of these.
Your momma is so black, when she gets in a hot tub it makes coffee.
Your mother is so fat, she sits next to everybody at the movies.
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - Auth - 10-28-2013
(10-28-2013, 06:51 AM)Kirito Wrote: I have a lot of these.
Your momma is so black, when she gets in a hot tub it makes coffee.
Your mother is so fat, she sits next to everybody at the movies.
Quote:Your mother is so fat, she sits next to everybody at the movies.
This made me laugh, good one Kir.
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - 420 - 10-28-2013
Your mom is so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch "60 minutes"
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - Ace_HF - 10-28-2013
Yo mom is so stupid when an burglar broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-9-9 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - Exiled - 10-28-2013
Your mom is so fat, when she jumped in a swimming pool in Japan, they said "TSUNAAAAMIIIIIII"
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - Four - 10-28-2013
Your mom is so fat that when she sees a school bus filled with white people she yells "STOOOP THAAT TWINKIEEE!!!"
RE: Your Mom Joke Thread - Nefarious - 10-29-2013
You mom is so stupid, she asks time for tacos.