[Religion] Ask a Spiritual Satanist!

Sykadelik · 09-19-2014, 03:31 AM

Yep, I'm a spiritual satanist. Go ahead. Ask away.

Losi · 09-19-2014, 05:17 AM

What is your favorite TV show, dick size, waifu, coffee preference, sandwich preference and favorite season of the year?

Congrats, you've made this into an AMA. Rest in pepperoni, dear reddit user.

Eclipse · 09-19-2014, 10:56 AM

Spit or swallow? It had to be done...

Seriously: Could you elaborate more on your beliefs? I'm not really sure what a spiritual satanist is.

Sykadelik · 09-19-2014, 02:14 PM

(09-19-2014, 05:17 AM)Losi Wrote: What is your favorite TV show, dick size, waifu, coffee preference, sandwich preference and favorite season of the year?

Congrats, you've made this into an AMA. Rest in pepperoni, dear reddit user.

Family Guy, I'm about 6 inches, idk what means, I hate coffee, ham, and Summer.

(09-19-2014, 10:56 AM)Eclipse Wrote: Spit or swallow? It had to be done...

Seriously: Could you elaborate more on your beliefs? I'm not really sure what a spiritual satanist is.

Well, a spiritual satanist is someone who believes that Satan is an actual God, not an angel. He is the God of the Gentiles (non-Jews). Demons are also Gods in the sense that they've been in many different cultures and worshipped as such.

Example: Amon is the Egyptian God Ra.
Satan is the Sumerian God Enki
Beezlebub is Baal.
Azazel is Apollo
Astaroth is Isis, Astarte, and others.

Knowing this, we praise and follow these gods. We worship them in a pagan-styled manner.

Satan · 09-19-2014, 02:38 PM

(09-19-2014, 02:14 PM)Xenotek Wrote: Family Guy, I'm about 6 inches, idk what means, I hate coffee, ham, and Summer.

Well, a spiritual satanist is someone who believes that Satan is an actual God, not an angel. He is the God of the Gentiles (non-Jews). Demons are also Gods in the sense that they've been in many different cultures and worshipped as such.

Example: Amon is the Egyptian God Ra.
Satan is the Sumerian God Enki
Beezlebub is Baal.
Azazel is Apollo
Astaroth is Isis, Astarte, and others.

Knowing this, we praise and follow these gods. We worship them in a pagan-styled manner.

Sounds boring tbqh with you.
Also, actually being honest about your penis. What a rarity.

Sykadelik · 09-19-2014, 03:32 PM

(09-19-2014, 02:38 PM)Six Wrote: Sounds boring tbqh with you.
Also, actually being honest about your penis. What a rarity.

Yeah, 6 inches is the average. Most people on here would say "OMG MY PENIS IS LIKE 12 INCHES LONG AND I BONE BITCHES ALL DAY!" and I'm like "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, N GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" Like Eazy-E if you know what i'm sayin.

Satan · 09-19-2014, 03:49 PM

(09-19-2014, 03:32 PM)Xenotek Wrote: Yeah, 6 inches is the average. Most people on here would say "OMG MY PENIS IS LIKE 12 INCHES LONG AND I BONE BITCHES ALL DAY!" and I'm like "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, N GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" Like Eazy-E if you know what i'm sayin.

Technically 6 inches is above average. I was decently "blessed" though. Also, 12 is a rarity, and would be more of a problem than what its worth. Length is fairly useless past five inches, after that it's all about the girth.

Did you have a previous faith before this one?

Sykadelik · 09-19-2014, 08:16 PM

(09-19-2014, 03:49 PM)Six Wrote: Technically 6 inches is above average. I was decently "blessed" though. Also, 12 is a rarity, and would be more of a problem than what its worth. Length is fairly useless past five inches, after that it's all about the girth.

Did you have a previous faith before this one?

Christianity. But I figured out that worshipping a Jewish Zombie...just doesn't make sense along with "saving your soul" that is actually corrupted knowledge of spiritual alchemy, or Meditation to achieve the Godhead. Yes, you actually become a God in Satanism.

http://www.joyofsatan.org is my number one reference. I suggest you read if you want to learn.