(09-19-2014, 05:17 AM)Losi Wrote: What is your favorite TV show, dick size, waifu, coffee preference, sandwich preference and favorite season of the year?

Congrats, you've made this into an AMA. Rest in pepperoni, dear reddit user.

(09-19-2014, 10:56 AM)Eclipse Wrote: Spit or swallow? It had to be done...

Seriously: Could you elaborate more on your beliefs? I'm not really sure what a spiritual satanist is.

(09-19-2014, 02:14 PM)Xenotek Wrote: Family Guy, I'm about 6 inches, idk what means, I hate coffee, ham, and Summer.

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Well, a spiritual satanist is someone who believes that Satan is an actual God, not an angel. He is the God of the Gentiles (non-Jews). Demons are also Gods in the sense that they've been in many different cultures and worshipped as such.

Example: Amon is the Egyptian God Ra.
Satan is the Sumerian God Enki
Beezlebub is Baal.
Azazel is Apollo
Astaroth is Isis, Astarte, and others.

Knowing this, we praise and follow these gods. We worship them in a pagan-styled manner.

(09-19-2014, 02:38 PM)Six Wrote: Sounds boring tbqh with you.
Also, actually being honest about your penis. What a rarity.

(09-19-2014, 03:32 PM)Xenotek Wrote: Yeah, 6 inches is the average. Most people on here would say "OMG MY PENIS IS LIKE 12 INCHES LONG AND I BONE BITCHES ALL DAY!" and I'm like "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, N GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" Like Eazy-E if you know what i'm sayin.

(09-19-2014, 03:49 PM)Six Wrote: Technically 6 inches is above average. I was decently "blessed" though. Also, 12 is a rarity, and would be more of a problem than what its worth. Length is fairly useless past five inches, after that it's all about the girth.

Did you have a previous faith before this one?