[mail4gift21]

Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
marry you.??
Leave please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS



*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"


Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.


How we wake up I'm the morning:
Brain: "Oh f*ck."
Body: "Don't get up."
Dick: "THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"


Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.

[Satan]

Most of these you're posting seem rather misogynistic. Just saying.

[Diego]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! XD

[mail4gift21]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! XD

hehehehe.........Nice one bro, nice one

[Satan]

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! XD

And now you've made me hungry while stranded at work. GG.

[Diego]

And now you've made me hungry while stranded at work. GG.

Sorry for making you hungry.

[Satan]

Sorry for making you hungry.

You're lucky I'm on my way to dinner now or I'd condemn you to my deepest circle.

[Diego]

You're lucky I'm on my way to dinner now or I'd condemn you to my deepest circle.

Ohh shit! I forgot you were satan!? sorry bro!