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Random Jokes 2 - mail4gift21 - 03-21-2014
Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
marry you.??
Leave please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
How we wake up I'm the morning:
Brain: "Oh f*ck."
Body: "Don't get up."
Dick: "THIS IS SPARTAA!!!"
Husband: Honey, do u smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Yeah, me neither, start cooking.
RE: Random Jokes 2 - Satan - 03-21-2014
Most of these you're posting seem rather misogynistic. Just saying.
RE: Random Jokes 2 - Diego - 03-21-2014
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! XD
RE: Random Jokes 2 - mail4gift21 - 03-21-2014
(03-21-2014, 10:39 PM)Diego Wrote: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! XD
hehehehe.........Nice one bro, nice one
Re: RE: Random Jokes 2 - Satan - 03-21-2014
(03-21-2014, 10:39 PM)Diego Wrote: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! XD
And now you've made me hungry while stranded at work. GG.
RE: Random Jokes 2 - Diego - 03-21-2014
(03-21-2014, 11:05 PM)Satan Wrote: And now you've made me hungry while stranded at work. GG.
Sorry for making you hungry.
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Re: RE: Random Jokes 2 - Satan - 03-21-2014
(03-21-2014, 11:24 PM)Diego Wrote: Sorry for making you hungry.
You're lucky I'm on my way to dinner now or I'd condemn you to my deepest circle.
RE: Random Jokes 2 - Diego - 03-21-2014
(03-21-2014, 11:26 PM)Satan Wrote: You're lucky I'm on my way to dinner now or I'd condemn you to my deepest circle.
Ohh shit! I forgot you were satan!? sorry bro!