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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 01:57 AM #11
(08-26-2013, 01:48 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:45 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:43 AM)Sapientia Wrote: I believe all of our computers would say the same exact thing, tbh.

My laptop has never visited a pornographic website. True story.

Dude not 3 hours ago you were complaining about your keyboard being sticky.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 01:59 AM #12
(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:48 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:45 AM)Chaos Wrote: My laptop has never visited a pornographic website. True story.

Dude not 3 hours ago you were complaining about your keyboard being sticky.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

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You can tell a noob is lying when they over react to a post. I know what happened. The lack of proof and calmness. You were jacking off!

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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:03 AM #13
(08-26-2013, 01:59 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:48 AM)Evangelist Wrote: Dude not 3 hours ago you were complaining about your keyboard being sticky.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

You can tell a noob is lying when they over react to a post. I know what happened. The lack of proof and calmness. You were jacking off!

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Oh how I'd love to put some soap in your mouth son.

Anyways, found the box.
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:06 AM #14
(08-26-2013, 02:03 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:59 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote: Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

You can tell a noob is lying when they over react to a post. I know what happened. The lack of proof and calmness. You were jacking off!

:O
Oh how I'd love to put some soap in your mouth son.

Anyways, found the box.
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You win this time... this time you go home and mate with many women feasting on your victory.. in the reign of darkness I will have my vengeance and I will make you pay for this act of treachery!

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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:07 AM #15
Don't fucking drink tea around me nigga.
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:11 AM #16
It would probably tell me to stop using it for 16 hours a day.

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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:11 AM #17
"Stop watching so much porn"
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:46 AM #18
"What the hell is wrong with you pal?" then execute a shutdown. Never to turn back on.
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:49 AM #19
" Stop watching so much porn! " oh and also. " Seriously bro, Fucking 4chan this early in the morning? "
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 02:50 AM #20
It seems everybody here is addicted to porn. We need to start a AA but, for porn

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