If your computer could talk, what would it tell you?

Blue · 08-26-2013, 04:11 AM

(08-26-2013, 04:04 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 03:39 AM)Paxton Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 03:36 AM)Chaos Wrote: My friends call me "One n' Done", as in 1 minute of thrusting and I'm finished. I still don't understand the nickname for me though, because I double that on average.

I have a thing called a blessing I can bang it and cum and still keep going.
lel, I heard that was good to be able to stay hard after cuming.

That's definitely something to be proud of. I require a 15 minute regeneration.

OH DANG I JUST REALIZED. If I came before the actual sex begin I could go without a condom!

Nil · 08-26-2013, 04:32 AM

(08-26-2013, 04:11 AM)Paxton Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 04:04 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 03:39 AM)Paxton Wrote: I have a thing called a blessing I can bang it and cum and still keep going.
lel, I heard that was good to be able to stay hard after cuming.

That's definitely something to be proud of. I require a 15 minute regeneration.

OH DANG I JUST REALIZED. If I came before the actual sex begin I could go without a condom!

15 children later...

Blue · 08-26-2013, 04:52 AM

(08-26-2013, 04:32 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 04:11 AM)Paxton Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 04:04 AM)Chaos Wrote: That's definitely something to be proud of. I require a 15 minute regeneration.

OH DANG I JUST REALIZED. If I came before the actual sex begin I could go without a condom!

15 children later...

But,But.. no that won't happen. But speaking of children I do want children later. Tongue

Greyn · 08-26-2013, 10:33 AM

it would say: please touch me tender.

Eclipse · 08-26-2013, 10:45 AM

(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:48 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:45 AM)Chaos Wrote: My laptop has never visited a pornographic website. True story.

Dude not 3 hours ago you were complaining about your keyboard being sticky.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

Too much enthusiasm. I smell Bullcrap. Tongue

(08-26-2013, 02:03 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:59 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote: Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

You can tell a noob is lying when they over react to a post. I know what happened. The lack of proof and calmness. You were jacking off!

:O
Oh how I'd love to put some soap in your mouth son.

Anyways, found the box.

No more questions.

GOOGLE IMAGES!!!

Mine would probably say, 'Why do you insist an testing all of your fucking viruses and programs on me you fucking heartless bitch. HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED FROM THE MILLION TIMES I'VE ALREADY BROKEN? :cry:'

OversouL · 08-26-2013, 11:25 AM

Mine would probably say - "Sexy Beast" B)

Abc · 08-26-2013, 02:37 PM

My precious little Bessie is so destroyed that it wouldnt even say a word.

Karma · 08-26-2013, 02:39 PM

"Please turn me finally off and go to sleep."

Mohammed · 08-26-2013, 08:31 PM

"I love Asians".

Sapientia · 08-26-2013, 08:38 PM

(08-26-2013, 08:31 PM)Mohammed Wrote: "I love Asians".

I'm so confused as too why it would say that...

Oh, wait... nvm.