[Jiggly]

If you have friends who play In the NBA, my problem Is solved.

However they'd have to befriend me, but due to our conflict of Interest, It's highly unlikely.

Conflict of interest! Aha!

Namely on their part.

They'd probably think "who the heck Is this loser?". Little do they know that I can change their NBA stats.

Spoiler:

But let's not be cruel.

I laughed too hard at that xD