[Xeru]

I don't want people fornicating with my lawn gnomes. I'd imagine you wouldn't either. Typical teenage kids, is the issue.

Fun story about this, about a year ago, a drunk guy somehow found his way to my neighbor's house and did all kinds of sexual acts with a plastic fox that was sitting in their garden. He was arrested and given like 6 months. Should've had a DUI charge as well, but there was apparently no proof that he drove the vehicle that was sitting in their driveway.

Drunk people are fucking amazing if you think about it.