[bluedog.tar.gz]

Spoiler: >is 11

>Finds H.F via YouTube 1337 h4x0r vid
>signs up with excitement
>instantly begs mom/dad for premium membership
>gets it cause hes spoiled
>goes on private forum where there are rootkit sources
>has Visualstudio pirated ermagurd who payz 4 teh pr0gr4mz
>Copypasta
>Ctrl+Shift+S, Save all, Ctrl+B, Build
>dropbox it
>goes on every fucking social place even porn sites and starts Ctrl+V ing that shit
>gets victims younger than 11
>Begs mom/dad for a 10 TB harddrive
>Dad loans and pays for it
>More spoiled
>kid records webcams 24/7
>recording one webcam and suddenly sees a sex cam going on

Spoiler: >is 11

>has no clue what sex is or what a "no cloth lady" is
>ding ding dong small as fudge
>gets hard, confused as fudge
>msgbox on victims desktop asking what are they doing
>victim fucking horrified, jizzes all over the webcam and girl throws up on the other side of the webcam
>starts to cry because is scared and clueless
>deletes victim system32

Spoiler: >victim smokes a blunt and doesn't clean pc of jizz

>the girl is horny so shes busy fingering
>gets call from ISP

Spoiler: >dad breaches room door with C4, COD N0 $C0P3 360

>says I'm DDoSing porn sites
>wtf I don't even
>starts jizzing all over the place
>dad starts to jizz too no clue why
>SWAT breaks the ceiling while jizzing all over their shields and MP5's
>Heli crashes into house

Spoiler: >Was 11

>Went on H.F
>Died 1 week after



And this is why I never go on 4chan again...

10/10 my sides.

[bluedog.tar.gz]

Spoiler: >is 11

>Finds H.F via YouTube 1337 h4x0r vid
>signs up with excitement
>instantly begs mom/dad for premium membership
>gets it cause hes spoiled
>goes on private forum where there are rootkit sources
>has Visualstudio pirated ermagurd who payz 4 teh pr0gr4mz
>Copypasta
>Ctrl+Shift+S, Save all, Ctrl+B, Build
>dropbox it
>goes on every fucking social place even porn sites and starts Ctrl+V ing that shit
>gets victims younger than 11
>Begs mom/dad for a 10 TB harddrive
>Dad loans and pays for it
>More spoiled
>kid records webcams 24/7
>recording one webcam and suddenly sees a sex cam going on

Spoiler: >is 11

>has no clue what sex is or what a "no cloth lady" is
>ding ding dong small as fudge
>gets hard, confused as fudge
>msgbox on victims desktop asking what are they doing
>victim fucking horrified, jizzes all over the webcam and girl throws up on the other side of the webcam
>starts to cry because is scared and clueless
>deletes victim system32

Spoiler: >victim smokes a blunt and doesn't clean pc of jizz

>the girl is horny so shes busy fingering
>gets call from ISP

Spoiler: >dad breaches room door with C4, COD N0 $C0P3 360

>says I'm DDoSing porn sites
>wtf I don't even
>starts jizzing all over the place
>dad starts to jizz too no clue why
>SWAT breaks the ceiling while jizzing all over their shields and MP5's
>Heli crashes into house

Spoiler: >Was 11

>Went on H.F
>Died 1 week after



And this is why I never go on 4chan again...

10/10 my sides.

[JDKlett]

This makes me feel like i have to work harder with programming & hacking.

I definitely agree! Anyway I'm not sure he was developing new stuff. How could he have the knowledge to do that?

[JDKlett]

This makes me feel like i have to work harder with programming & hacking.

I definitely agree! Anyway I'm not sure he was developing new stuff. How could he have the knowledge to do that?

[JDKlett]

This makes me feel like i have to work harder with programming & hacking.

I definitely agree! Anyway I'm not sure he was developing new stuff. How could he have the knowledge to do that?

[lady_godiva]

Writing malware involves having deep system knowledge and possibly also about network protocols. Of course writing malware is a little bit too generic and doesn't actually give a precise clue of what he was writing. Just consider that using Attack Kits nowadays it is considered as code writing when obviously it is not.

[Deque]

That's so true hotmaster. :lol:

With these virus generators you find today it is pretty easy to tell others you have written a virus by yourself while you just clicked some buttons in a GUI program. Journalists sure don't care about the difference, they want a good story.

Not surprising. I started learning my first programming language (Turbo Basic) for a Scouts Canada badge when i was like 12. And that was about 17 years ago now. By the time i was 14 i was showing off code i wrote at school. And we didnt even have dialup internet until i was 15 I think (1999). And that was on a 166 or 286 or something computer lol

Fast forward to todays youth, who've had highspeed adsl/cable pretty much all there life running comparably super powered computers, its no wonder they are getting into these interests earlier. Likely the only reason i hadnt started earlier is that we didnt even have a computer until i was 11 or 12 and it ran DOS without windows or internet (werent exactly rich, we got an old used computer lol). And i was interested in computers long before we ever got 1 at home. I remember in Grade 4 the "computer teacher" (the math teacher that was shown how to turn em on and print) would pull me out of class when he had a problem). Had i had access to these kind of resources when i was 8-9 i probably would have been programming by then LOL

Same here, Geoff. I am one year younger than you as it seems and 16 years ago I started programming CASIO BASIC on my graphical calculator. The only resources were the manual and some programs that circulated at school written on paper to be copied (lots of pupils claimed they had written them, but I discovered later that the author was our math teacher and I was probably the only student who really wrote programs on that calculator). I didn't had any computer until I was 17 years old and internet came for me much later.

[Deque]

That's so true hotmaster. :lol:

With these virus generators you find today it is pretty easy to tell others you have written a virus by yourself while you just clicked some buttons in a GUI program. Journalists sure don't care about the difference, they want a good story.

Not surprising. I started learning my first programming language (Turbo Basic) for a Scouts Canada badge when i was like 12. And that was about 17 years ago now. By the time i was 14 i was showing off code i wrote at school. And we didnt even have dialup internet until i was 15 I think (1999). And that was on a 166 or 286 or something computer lol

Fast forward to todays youth, who've had highspeed adsl/cable pretty much all there life running comparably super powered computers, its no wonder they are getting into these interests earlier. Likely the only reason i hadnt started earlier is that we didnt even have a computer until i was 11 or 12 and it ran DOS without windows or internet (werent exactly rich, we got an old used computer lol). And i was interested in computers long before we ever got 1 at home. I remember in Grade 4 the "computer teacher" (the math teacher that was shown how to turn em on and print) would pull me out of class when he had a problem). Had i had access to these kind of resources when i was 8-9 i probably would have been programming by then LOL

Same here, Geoff. I am one year younger than you as it seems and 16 years ago I started programming CASIO BASIC on my graphical calculator. The only resources were the manual and some programs that circulated at school written on paper to be copied (lots of pupils claimed they had written them, but I discovered later that the author was our math teacher and I was probably the only student who really wrote programs on that calculator). I didn't had any computer until I was 17 years old and internet came for me much later.

[Deque]

That's so true hotmaster. :lol:

With these virus generators you find today it is pretty easy to tell others you have written a virus by yourself while you just clicked some buttons in a GUI program. Journalists sure don't care about the difference, they want a good story.

Not surprising. I started learning my first programming language (Turbo Basic) for a Scouts Canada badge when i was like 12. And that was about 17 years ago now. By the time i was 14 i was showing off code i wrote at school. And we didnt even have dialup internet until i was 15 I think (1999). And that was on a 166 or 286 or something computer lol

Fast forward to todays youth, who've had highspeed adsl/cable pretty much all there life running comparably super powered computers, its no wonder they are getting into these interests earlier. Likely the only reason i hadnt started earlier is that we didnt even have a computer until i was 11 or 12 and it ran DOS without windows or internet (werent exactly rich, we got an old used computer lol). And i was interested in computers long before we ever got 1 at home. I remember in Grade 4 the "computer teacher" (the math teacher that was shown how to turn em on and print) would pull me out of class when he had a problem). Had i had access to these kind of resources when i was 8-9 i probably would have been programming by then LOL

Same here, Geoff. I am one year younger than you as it seems and 16 years ago I started programming CASIO BASIC on my graphical calculator. The only resources were the manual and some programs that circulated at school written on paper to be copied (lots of pupils claimed they had written them, but I discovered later that the author was our math teacher and I was probably the only student who really wrote programs on that calculator). I didn't had any computer until I was 17 years old and internet came for me much later.