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Joke thread - Zodiac - 12-10-2015
Today I had an English lesson and it was based on jokes so I thought why not make a thread here for people to post jokes.
I'll try and share a joke a day but everyone can also share their own jokes.
What is the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it!
RE: Joke thread - Red_SF - 12-10-2015
Whats the difference between a park bench and @nathy
A park bench can support a family
RE: Joke thread - Zodiac - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 11:31 PM)Raymond Reddington Wrote: Whats the difference between a park bench and @nathy
A park bench can support a family
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RE: Joke thread - Almighty - 12-10-2015
Alright here we go
So a guy a decides to blast his music so loud his neighbors can hear and they liked the music so much they invited the cops to come and listen.
RE: Joke thread - Red_SF - 12-10-2015
The biggest joke is Reality Forums
RE: Joke thread - Krados - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 11:53 PM)Raymond Reddington Wrote: The biggest joke is Reality Forums
At least it isn't a small idiotic joke like your life. :hurr:
Just kidding <3
RE: Joke thread - Red_SF - 12-10-2015
(12-10-2015, 11:55 PM)Forgotten Wrote: At least it isn't a small idiotic joke like your life. :hurr:
Just kidding <3
OMF hahahahha, Your mum should of been a good girl and swallowed :noh: :noh:
RE: Joke thread - Krados - 12-11-2015
(12-10-2015, 11:57 PM)Raymond Reddington Wrote:(12-10-2015, 11:55 PM)Forgotten Wrote: At least it isn't a small idiotic joke like your life. :hurr:
Just kidding <3
OMF hahahahha, Your mum should of been a good girl and swallowed :noh: :noh:
My mom is bad, that's why.
However, if you're bad, I'm your dad.
:hurr: :hurr: :hurr:
RE: Joke thread - Chroma - 12-11-2015
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.
badumtss
RE: Joke thread - Migo - 12-11-2015
Why is your mom like a door knob?
Because everyone gets a turn.