[Zodiac]

Today I had an English lesson and it was based on jokes so I thought why not make a thread here for people to post jokes. 

I'll try and share a joke a day but everyone can also share their own jokes.

What is the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? 
A hooker can wash her crack and resell it!

[Red_SF]

Whats the difference between a park bench and @nathy
A park bench can support a family

[Zodiac]

Whats the difference between a park bench and @nathy
A park bench can support a family

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Almighty]

Alright here we go

So a guy a decides to blast his music so loud his neighbors can hear and they liked the music so much they invited the cops to come and listen.

[Red_SF]

The biggest joke is Reality Forums

[Krados]

The biggest joke is Reality Forums

At least it isn't a small idiotic joke like your life.  :hurr:
Just kidding <3

[Red_SF]

At least it isn't a small idiotic joke like your life.  :hurr:
Just kidding <3

OMF hahahahha, Your mum should of been a good girl and swallowed  :noh: :noh:

[Krados]

At least it isn't a small idiotic joke like your life.  :hurr:
Just kidding <3

OMF hahahahha, Your mum should of been a good girl and swallowed  :noh: :noh:

My mom is bad, that's why.
However, if you're bad, I'm your dad.
:hurr: :hurr: :hurr:

[Chroma]

What kind of bagel can fly?


A plain bagel.

badumtss

[Migo]

Why is your mom like a door knob?
Because everyone gets a turn.