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RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - BlueCat - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 11:42 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:41 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:34 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:23 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:22 AM)RaccoonCity Wrote:
Code:
Nationality: United Kingdom
:troll:

HOLY SHIT

My squad iz moving in, Ima gonna find ya nigga

*cough*You wish*cough*

chmod had pinpointed your location when you joined HC, bor do you even mod? :troll:

You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - chmod - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 11:51 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:42 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:41 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:34 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:23 AM)BlueCat Wrote: HOLY SHIT

My squad iz moving in, Ima gonna find ya nigga

*cough*You wish*cough*

chmod had pinpointed your location when you joined HC, bor do you even mod? :troll:

You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:

Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - Ex094 - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 11:54 AM)chmod Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:51 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:42 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:41 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:34 AM)Ex094 Wrote: My squad iz moving in, Ima gonna find ya nigga

*cough*You wish*cough*

chmod had pinpointed your location when you joined HC, bor do you even mod? :troll:

You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:

Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again

AHahaha, He's got an M107 and he ain't afraid to use it


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - Plexcon - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 11:54 AM)chmod Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:51 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:42 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:41 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:34 AM)Ex094 Wrote: My squad iz moving in, Ima gonna find ya nigga

*cough*You wish*cough*

chmod had pinpointed your location when you joined HC, bor do you even mod? :troll:

You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:

Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -@Snipa


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - Spirit - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 01:13 PM)Plexcon Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:54 AM)chmod Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:51 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:42 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:41 AM)BlueCat Wrote: *cough*You wish*cough*

chmod had pinpointed your location when you joined HC, bor do you even mod? :troll:

You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:

Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -@Snipa

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - RaccoonCity_mybb_import13707 - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 01:13 PM)Plexcon Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:54 AM)chmod Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:51 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:42 AM)Ex094 Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:41 AM)BlueCat Wrote: *cough*You wish*cough*

chmod had pinpointed your location when you joined HC, bor do you even mod? :troll:

You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:

Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -@Snipa

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - bluedog.tar.gz - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 01:26 PM)RaccoonCity Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 01:13 PM)Plexcon Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:54 AM)chmod Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:51 AM)BlueCat Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:42 AM)Ex094 Wrote: chmod had pinpointed your location when you joined HC, bor do you even mod? :troll:

You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:

Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -@Snipa

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - Plexcon - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 01:37 PM)bluedog.tar.gz Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 01:26 PM)RaccoonCity Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 01:13 PM)Plexcon Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:54 AM)chmod Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:51 AM)BlueCat Wrote: You've got to be dreaming if you think your both getting past my swat team :troll:

Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -@Snipa

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
What the fuck, did you just masturbate to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in mind manipulating, and I've been in numerous videos on xhamster.com, and I have erected over 300 confirmed dicks.
I am trained in whoring warfare and I'm the sexiest slut in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another loser. I will want you to that cock with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with masturbating to me over the Internet? Think again, loser.
As you watch this video I am showing you my array of boobs across my chest and your cock is about to ejactulate right now so you better prepare for the orgasm, loser.
The orgasm that is going to destroy the pathetic 1 millimeter thing you call your dick. You're fucking dead, loser. I own your dick anywhere, anytime, and I can make you cum you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in masturbation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Milf Clan and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cock off the face of the continent, you loser.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little masturbation was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have masturbated to me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn loser. Your cock will spew cum all over you and you will drown in it. You've fucking came, loser.


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - RaccoonCity_mybb_import13707 - 06-26-2014

(06-26-2014, 01:37 PM)Plexcon Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 01:37 PM)bluedog.tar.gz Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 01:26 PM)RaccoonCity Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 01:13 PM)Plexcon Wrote:
(06-26-2014, 11:54 AM)chmod Wrote: Further more what you fail to realise is that we have a highly trained @Snipa as part of our team. His user name isn't just for show, where do you think the marine copypasta came from? it's an extract from a conversation he had with a troll once, who incidentally was never heard from again

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. -@Snipa

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
What the fuck, did you just masturbate to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in mind manipulating, and I've been in numerous videos on xhamster.com, and I have erected over 300 confirmed dicks.
I am trained in whoring warfare and I'm the sexiest slut in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another loser. I will want you to that cock with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with masturbating to me over the Internet? Think again, loser.
As you watch this video I am showing you my array of boobs across my chest and your cock is about to ejactulate right now so you better prepare for the orgasm, loser.
The orgasm that is going to destroy the pathetic 1 millimeter thing you call your dick. You're fucking dead, loser. I own your dick anywhere, anytime, and I can make you cum you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in masturbation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Milf Clan and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cock off the face of the continent, you loser.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little masturbation was about to bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have masturbated to me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn loser. Your cock will spew cum all over you and you will drown in it. You've fucking came, loser.

*spins chair akwardly*


RE: Say it now, get it of your chest. - chmod - 06-26-2014

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