If your computer could talk, what would it tell you?

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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Nil - 08-26-2013

(08-26-2013, 01:48 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:45 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:43 AM)Sapientia Wrote: I believe all of our computers would say the same exact thing, tbh.

My laptop has never visited a pornographic website. True story.

Dude not 3 hours ago you were complaining about your keyboard being sticky.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Evangelist - 08-26-2013

(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:48 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:45 AM)Chaos Wrote: My laptop has never visited a pornographic website. True story.

Dude not 3 hours ago you were complaining about your keyboard being sticky.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

You can tell a noob is lying when they over react to a post. I know what happened. The lack of proof and calmness. You were jacking off!

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Nil - 08-26-2013

(08-26-2013, 01:59 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:48 AM)Evangelist Wrote: Dude not 3 hours ago you were complaining about your keyboard being sticky.

Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

You can tell a noob is lying when they over react to a post. I know what happened. The lack of proof and calmness. You were jacking off!

:O
Oh how I'd love to put some soap in your mouth son.

Anyways, found the box.

No more questions.

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Evangelist - 08-26-2013

(08-26-2013, 02:03 AM)Chaos Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:59 AM)Evangelist Wrote:
(08-26-2013, 01:57 AM)Chaos Wrote: Krispy Kreme doughnuts man. KRISPY KREME DOUGHNUTS!

I swear! Why don't you believe me? I got them this morning. Are you really going to question me? I'll send you a picture but I ate them all. That doesn't mean that I didn't have them. I'll go through the garbage and find the box. Will you believe me then? Yup, that's exactly what I'm going to do. Just leave me alone! Alright?

:cry:

You can tell a noob is lying when they over react to a post. I know what happened. The lack of proof and calmness. You were jacking off!

:O
Oh how I'd love to put some soap in your mouth son.

Anyways, found the box.

You win this time... this time you go home and mate with many women feasting on your victory.. in the reign of darkness I will have my vengeance and I will make you pay for this act of treachery!

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Exiled - 08-26-2013

Don't fucking drink tea around me nigga.

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Nefarious - 08-26-2013

It would probably tell me to stop using it for 16 hours a day.

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Sin - 08-26-2013

"Stop watching so much porn"

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Loli - 08-26-2013

"What the hell is wrong with you pal?" then execute a shutdown. Never to turn back on.

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Blue - 08-26-2013

" Stop watching so much porn! " oh and also. " Seriously bro, Fucking 4chan this early in the morning? "

RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? - Evangelist - 08-26-2013

It seems everybody here is addicted to porn. We need to start a AA but, for porn