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If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 12:04 AM
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Mine would probable curse me, "01001001110 = You have a wife why do you insist of watching porn when she is gone!?"
Yeah that is probably what she would say. Yours?
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 12:05 AM
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If mine could talk it would probably say: "Stop watching Porn, you have a girlfriend." Or something like that.
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 12:16 AM
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"I'm dying here you inconsiderate fuck. Get me a new power supply - I feel like I'm drowning."
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 12:33 AM
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Something along the lines of, "Go outside!"
"If you look for the light, you can often find it. But if you look for the dark, that is all you will ever see.”
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 01:06 AM
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"Hoodie what are you doing, no don't download that. No that's not porn, that's a virus. Hoodie..no..stahp it..HOODIE YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK ME..... *silence*, ERROR ERROR FILE MISSING: SYSTEM 32, I'M SORRY HOODIE THAT'S TOO MUCH MIDGET PORN"
That's most likely what Ocean's computer would say..although it would say his name, and instead of midget porn, it would be asian midget porn.
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 01:43 AM
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I believe all of our computers would say the same exact thing, tbh.
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RE: If your computer could talk, what would it tell you? 08-26-2013, 01:50 AM
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"Welcome to the Internet: the home of free speech and an almost unlimited amount of porn!"
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