[chlorox]

I want to live to about 80, then I'm going to dig a hole under a nice tree, place the dirt in a tarp, tie up the tarp with the rope over a branch. With the tarp of dirt over the hole I will get into the hole with the other end of the rope tied to a handgun, I will then shoot my brains out and as my dead hand releases the gun the tarp drops the dirt into the hole. That way I can save someone else the effort of burying my corpse,

[mothered]

I want to live to about 80, then I'm going to dig a hole under a nice tree, place the dirt in a tarp, tie up the tarp with the rope over a branch. With the tarp of dirt over the hole I will get into the hole with the other end of the rope tied to a handgun, I will then shoot my brains out and as  my dead hand releases the gun the tarp drops the dirt into the hole. That way I can save someone else the effort of burying my corpse,

Sounds like you've given this a lot of thought.

[Dismas]

Nobody is going to say slowly or painfully. Unexpectedly is probably preferable, too.

I want to live to about 80, then I'm going to dig a hole under a nice tree, place the dirt in a tarp, tie up the tarp with the rope over a branch. With the tarp of dirt over the hole I will get into the hole with the other end of the rope tied to a handgun, I will then shoot my brains out and as my dead hand releases the gun the tarp drops the dirt into the hole. That way I can save someone else the effort of burying my corpse,

That's an elaborate plan. Age expectancy might go up, you might enjoy being 80. What then?

[siaodongSE]

I hope I can die in my sleep when its my time.
Hopefully I won't even know about it.

[chlorox]

That's an elaborate plan. Age expectancy might go up, you might enjoy being 80. What then?

That seems extremely optimistic to think life expectancy will go up, it will most likely sharply decline in the later half of the 21st century due to ecological collapse

[Defeat]

I'm surprised no one's said death by snu snu

[asadakon]

If i lived long enough to have a grandchildren, I'll prefer died on my sleep, preferably after all of my colleagues on my generation has gone before me.

While for now, having an orgy then died by OD is my go to if life gets too difficult.

[CandHeeps]

In my sleep preferably very high lol

[Crying Wolf]

I prefer to proudly end my life with my own hands when the time comes, in a peaceful forest covered with snow

[The Fallen Angel]

Making sex. That's my way to die!