[Drako]

I had to dig quite a ways through my spam emails since I haven't gotten many odd ones in a while, but here you guys go.

Spoiler:

Title - Find those hot girls youve crossed paths with IN REAL LIFE.

(Insert picture here of a girl literally sucking on a candy cane in the most sexual way possible here)

Meet those hot girls you've crossed paths with IN REAL LIFE(And yes those girls you wouldnt DARE to walk up to!)
Its not always about love, fulfill your darkest temptations with a date you'll never forget...

Spoiler:

Title - Kelly is here, wanna chat?

Hey handsome,
What's up? Saw you on facebook the other day, (I don't even have Facebook) and loved your looks. Do you want to check out my pictures? Maybe we could do something together? My name is Kelly, I am 28 y.o., not looking for anything too serious. Let's chat!

I couldn't find anything that funny.

[Jiggly]

I had to dig quite a ways through my spam emails since I haven't gotten many odd ones in a while, but here you guys go.

Spoiler:

Title - Find those hot girls youve crossed paths with IN REAL LIFE.

(Insert picture here of a girl literally sucking on a candy cane in the most sexual way possible here)

Meet those hot girls you've crossed paths with IN REAL LIFE(And yes those girls you wouldnt DARE to walk up to!)
Its not always about love, fulfill your darkest temptations with a date you'll never forget...

Spoiler:

Title - Kelly is here, wanna chat?

Hey handsome,
What's up? Saw you on facebook the other day, (I don't even have Facebook) and loved your looks. Do you want to check out my pictures? Maybe we could do something together? My name is Kelly, I am 28 y.o., not looking for anything too serious. Let's chat!

I couldn't find anything that funny.

Idk, the candy-cane thing made me giggle... xD

[catchnina]

Here is the thing, if it were legit, they would have sent you screenshots of something real that you could use. But they didnt, this is like everyone is saying a well automated scam. Trust me I know scams well.

[Moe Lester]

Well, what can I say. People watch A LOT of porn so I could see this working. I also wouldn't be surprised if people sent this guy money. You'll find out real quick it's a scam if you don't have a webcam!

Just make watching porn a societal standard so people can't look down on you. Easy!

[Drako]

Well, what can I say. People watch A LOT of porn so I could see this working. I also wouldn't be surprised if people sent this guy money. You'll find out real quick it's a scam if you don't have a webcam!

Just make watching porn a societal standard so people can't look down on you. Easy!

So you're saying that just because I've watched porn before, and posting a joke in response to the OPs funny thread, means that I'm standardizing porn so people can't look down on me?

[kerrasutton]

I was sitting at my laptop one day, just browsing, no porn involved and suddenly my screen went blank and then a picture popped up of myself taken from my laptop webcam just moments ago. Beneath the picture was a threat regarding downloading copyright movies etc. send them money or else blah blah blah. I now have tape over my camera.

[Jiggly]

I was sitting at my laptop one day, just browsing, no porn involved and suddenly my screen went blank and then a picture popped up of myself taken from my laptop webcam just moments ago. Beneath the picture was a threat regarding downloading copyright movies etc. send them money or else blah blah blah. I now have tape over my camera.

You might want to run some scans...

[Defeat]

Just finished my undergrad and been applying to jobs so I actually check my spam these days and one caught my eyes today.  It's fucking hilarious, so worth the read.  It is a password I usually use for non-important things but still... I consider a lot of things on the web that so w.e.  My bro told me he got a similar email a few weeks ago so were both dying(he thought they sent me a vid of him beating off fr lmaoooo).  Some asshole in another province used my SkipTheDishes account to order food with my CC (the account had this password) so now I know how they obtained it.  It reads:

Code:

“” is one of your pass words. Lets get straight to the point. None has compensated me to investigate about you. You don't know me and you are most likely wondering why you're getting this mail? Let me tell you, i setup a software on the xxx vids (sexually graphic) website and there's more, you visited this web site to experience fun (you know what i mean). When you were viewing videos, your web browser started out functioning as a Remote Desktop that has a key logger which provided me accessibility to your screen and also web camera. immediately after that, my software obtained your complete contacts from your Messenger, social networks, as well as emailaccount. and then i created a video. 1st part displays the video you were viewing (you have a good taste : )), and next part shows the view of your cam, and it is you. You actually have only 2 options. We are going to take a look at these options in details: 1st choice is to disregard this email message. Consequently, i will send out your actual recorded material to each of your your contacts and also think about the embarrassment you feel. Moreover in case you are in a relationship, just how it would affect? Number 2 solution would be to give me $999. We are going to think of it as a donation. in this instance, i will straightaway remove your video recording. You could keep on going your life like this never occurred and you never will hear back again from me. You will make the payment through Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search 'how to buy bitcoin' in Google search engine). in case you are curious about going to the law enforcement officials, surely, this e mail cannot be traced back to me. I have covered my actions. i am just not looking to charge you a lot, i want to be rewarded. email message%}, and noYzJ if i do not receive the bitcoin, i will, no doubt send out your video to all of your contacts including membe rs of your family, coworkers, and so on. Having said that, if i do get paid, i will destroy the video right away. If you want proof, reply with Yes! then i will certainly send your video to your 10 contacts. This is a non-negotiable offer, therefore do not waste my time & yours by replying to this email message.

Check your spam, have a laugh 😊

These emails are VERY common   , every use any email access combo, login to an email and you find these. sometimes thousands of them, and one time an account received like 15 of these a second.

This is probably very true. I've never bothered reading through spam before though, usually just mass delete them when they stack up.

[OnteEpwM211]

i'm receiving
"hacker's" emails, and horny alone mothers sex propositions

[blackblock]

ha i got same email as op while back. make sure you check email on haveibeenpwnd as you probobly got leaked