[phyrrus9]

Alright, so after my car accident I am going to need to get my hands on a new car. I am looking at a 2002 Audi A4 1.8T Quattro, but I am about $1900 short. So, I am going to either need to start walking to work for the next 3 months (which is pretty cold here so isnt happening), or I will need to get a loan from somebody.

So, here is the deal. I am more than willing to take multiple loans from people, and here is what I will do. I will pay you back a fraction of the loan each month until payed off, including an interest rate of no more than 5%.

If you have some extra money laying around, make me an offer. I really need to pull together money and $1900 is not really that much. Just think, if somebody lent me $1000, I would be over halfway there and that person would make $50 off the deal. And, of course, you will have all of your money within 4 months of lending (giving me a little extra time so that I can save some money for living expenses), 6 at the latest (and if I do that, I will bump the interest percentage by 2% for you).

So, I am serious, let's work out a deal.

[Blunt]

This is not a good deal and 50$ to be missing 1900 is no good. Back to the drawing board or fuck yourself

[roger_smith]

This is not a good deal and 50$ to be missing 1900 is no good. Back to the drawing board or fuck yourself

Sorry, I have to agree. Loaning you $1k @ 5% is a $50 ROI over the course of however long it takes to for you to pay me back. Also, I have a general rule of not loaning large quantities of money to strangers on the internet, sorry man.


Good luck w/ your car situation.

[Blunt]

ROFL @Oni , Did this really just happen, I think a staff member may have just tried to pull a fast one on the community.

"No more than 5 percent" Nigga you trippin as hell. Get some real friends and maybe they will just hand you thousands of dollars.

It looks bummy as fuck for S.Mod to come onto the forums and as for 1900 over a four month period for 50 dollars. 5% on some fuckboi loan which is really just to fulfil your desire to have a cool car because your penis is soo tiny.

I said I would leave you alone but this drew a line and your a hands down shit staff member.
You havn't even come here to post anything in like a week and now come to ask for 1900$?

[Avoistion]

I would be more than happy to offer this to you HOWEVER I need assurance that I will actually be getting my money back. For all I know you will run with my $1900 and I will never see/hear from you again.

[ねこまっしぐら]

I would be more inclined if I knew you irl.

[ProfessorChill]

Unless it's -35 (the usual Canadur weather(oddly not right now?)) Then I don't care and you should walk.

[Eclipse]

I believe @Reiko started a loan service a while back. You could try and contact him.

[phyrrus9]

I would be more than happy to offer this to you HOWEVER I need assurance that I will actually be getting my money back. For all I know you will run with my $1900 and I will never see/hear from you again.

Well, I am pretty desperate for it at the moment. What sort of assurance do you need?

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Unless it's -35 (the usual Canadur weather(oddly not right now?)) Then I don't care and you should walk.

Currently the warmest day of the week, 8 outside.

[phyrrus9]

Why not to use some online payday loan services? I mean, you just read some payday loans reviews and then get the money from the most suitable lender in your are, isn't that convenient enough? I may be wrong but I think that this is a nice option.

1. this is a 3 year gravedig, please watch that for future posts
2. that is by far the worst advice anybody has ever given financially. Take a look at the fine print in those, they're something like 2150% APR (your average mortgage is closer to 4% APR, and a high interest credit card is around 15% APR)