What's the most Illegal thing you ever done?

futterbuckz · 06-21-2022, 02:04 PM

(06-20-2022, 02:01 PM)ballsinmyface445 Wrote:
(06-16-2022, 11:40 AM)futterbuckz Wrote:
(06-16-2022, 06:41 AM)shushplease Wrote: A plane???

Small Piper PA28, was learning to fly back then.
This nigga playing GTA irl.
You get your license though?

I did.

zzhero · 06-21-2022, 07:37 PM

All this talk of speeding and pilot's license reminds me of the very old bash.org post:

-taken from bash.org
#758379
< Alkivar> we're on our way back from partying in NYC over the weekend ... it was like sunday afternoon we're headed back west
< Alkivar> we're cruisin... maybe 130-140mph
< Alkivar> flew past a trooper on the side of the road
< Alkivar> trooper lights up ... siren blasting ... chasing us down the highway
< Alkivar> we're both like should we stop ... there's no way he can catch up to us
< Alkivar> we decided to be good and stop
< Alkivar> cop catches up to us ... comes out gun drawn ... pissed as hell
< Alkivar> walks up to the side of the car and goes
< Alkivar> "SON CAN I SEE YOUR PILOT'S LICENSE"
< Alkivar> Jason pulls out his fucking pilot's license
< Alkivar> cop's jaw hits the fucking ground
< Alkivar> most stunned face I've ever fucking seen
< Alkivar> in this practically a whimper goes "get the fuck out of here"
< Alkivar> no ticket... too embarassed apparently
< Alkivar> I'll never forget that day long as I live
< Alkivar> I was sure we were goin to jail

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ben123456 · 06-21-2022, 09:06 PM

STOLE SOME WEED FROM MY DEALER LOL

randyhobo · 06-21-2022, 09:48 PM

made counterfeit bills in tens of thousands and paid a local drug lord with it..didnt know hes in cahoots with the police chief and locked me up for a year for economic sabotage. if my fam roots were not influential in my town i wont be here typing this. then there are some stuff id rather not divulge. these were in my "younger years" decade ago

Quitelargegenitalman · 06-21-2022, 10:53 PM

Public masturbation. Should be legal though.

mothered · 06-22-2022, 05:06 AM

(06-21-2022, 10:53 PM)Quitelargegenitalman Wrote: Public masturbation.

Naughty.

In a crowded area?

laininthewired · 06-23-2022, 02:05 AM

(06-21-2022, 10:53 PM)Quitelargegenitalman Wrote: Public masturbation. Should be legal though.

WTF.
was it in a computer cafe or a more "public" area like a park?

Quitelargegenitalman · 06-23-2022, 04:28 AM

(06-23-2022, 02:05 AM)ballsinmyface445 Wrote:
(06-21-2022, 10:53 PM)Quitelargegenitalman Wrote: Public masturbation. Should be legal though.
WTF.
was it in a computer cafe or a more "public" area like a park?

Nah dude I was smoking lots of laced weed at the time and jerked off in front of a Staples department store at night because they gave me bad customer service.

laininthewired · 06-23-2022, 06:51 PM

(06-23-2022, 04:28 AM)Quitelargegenitalman Wrote:
(06-23-2022, 02:05 AM)ballsinmyface445 Wrote:
(06-21-2022, 10:53 PM)Quitelargegenitalman Wrote: Public masturbation. Should be legal though.
WTF.
was it in a computer cafe or a more "public" area like a park?

Nah dude I was smoking lots of laced weed at the time and jerked off in front of a Staples department store at night because they gave me bad customer service.

that shit was definitely laced with molly then lol

Andrea Bags · 06-23-2022, 09:49 PM

Took a shit somewhere I had a no trespassing order for