[mothered]

Not my proudest moment but I ignored a red traffic light when cycling.

As a pedestrian, I cross on a red signal almost every day.

I'm also not proud of It, but only do It when there's no traffic around.

[Marshland]

Not my proudest moment but I ignored a red traffic light when cycling.

As a pedestrian, I cross on a red signal almost every day.

I'm also not proud of It, but only do It when there's no traffic around.

Lol, yeah when there is no traffic around I sometimes do the same. Altho with my luck a police car will be lurking behind a bush next time

[xVita]

Ignoring red lights, SE'ing, eWhoring, etc etc.

[d4ggm4sk]

went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.

[Marshland]

went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.

I think you are the winner of this thread so far

[d4ggm4sk]

went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.

I think you are the winner of this thread so far

the funny thing is that I was also stoned on dope and hashish.
and if it would have been in USA I would probably have been given the electric chair for this.
but here in Sweden they are more silk gloves police, so they sent me to penitentiary for 2-3 months,
and then the crime case was folded and I was back on free foot again.

[laininthewired]

went postal and knifed an innocent peasant in an elevator, hatecrime.
there was his blood splattered all over the glass walls.
I had already been self mutilating for days and wanted to hurt someone else.
like 6 police cars came to mu house and 20 armed police men stormed the building.
they could have shot me if I hadnt been calmed down by another worker.
there was no reason for this whatsoever. i was just bored.

remind me never to visit Sweden

[Lilin]

Trolled the FBI and US Government to a new all time extreme!
I was well aware of "friends" within the FBI and used that to my advantage!
They brought up the receipts of every crime I ever did and I cried a lot, which I thought would not be possible.

They got a subpoena to backdoor this poor 22 (at the time) little girl's phones and computers.

This includes:

• Fraud (Social engineering, Advanced RMA, Chargebacks, etc)
  
• Credit card fraud (not carding)
  
• Account hacking (Against a federal agent)
  
• Doxing and hacking
  
• Impersonation of a federal agent
  
• Forging identity documents and pay stubs
  
• Forging travel documents (Covid)
  
• Felony possession of controlled substances with intent to sell (I did not ever sell drugs I just had a ton)
  
• *Technically* narcotics trafficking
  
• Wire transfer fraud (?)
  
• Lying to the IRS and multiple federal agencies
  
• Tax evasion
  
• Embezzlement (?)
  
• "Conspiracy to overthrow the government" - W/E THAT MEANS (???)
  
• Contempt of court
  
• Extortion (My favourite)  <----- i only did so because they were assholes and blackmailed me, I do have some sense of morals
  
• and much MUCH more
  

The charges were thrown out because I was not fit to stand trial due to medication side effects and most of it happening during a manic phase.
*Lucky me*

Edit 1: I am basically on probation for 5 years
Edit 2: my daddy took care of the rest regarding lawyers and so forth, I am very very spoiled and realistically should have faced a long prison sentence
Edit 3: I am now the FBI's cute little pet and will never do crime for as long as I live!

[SourApples]

I tried to steal money from a card and cash out using the crypto option. The card was reported stolen XD.

[mothered]

I tried to steal money from a card and cash out using the crypto option. The card was reported stolen XD.

Luckily It was reported.

The ramifications If caught, are certainly not pleasant.