[Red]

Post below what your favorite pick-up line is!

Mine is, "Do you taste as good as you look?". Pretty lame but it gets them blushing

[Snooze]

"Hey your're cute, wanna fuck"?

[Jay]

"How many letters are in the alphabet? 21 right?"

"26."

"Oh I forgot, u r a q t."

[Мatt]

Hey girl, are you a Pokemon?

*******

Because I want to take a Pikachu!

[Mafia]

"If I made the alphabet I would put u next to I" I have no idea xD

[Judas]

"If I made the alphabet, I'd put U next to the D"

[Hoodie]

"How many letters are in the alphabet? 21 right?"

"26."

"Oh I forgot, u r a q t."

"There's 20 letters in the alphabet, right? A,B,C,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,S,U,V,W,X,Y,Z"
"No, there's 26."
"Oh right, I forgot u r a q t"
"Wait, that's only 25?"
"Well, I was sort of hoping to give you the D in the morning.."

[InfinityLord]

"How many letters are in the alphabet? 21 right?"

"26."

"Oh I forgot, u r a q t."

"There's 20 letters in the alphabet, right? A,B,C,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,S,U,V,W,X,Y,Z"
"No, there's 26."
"Oh right, I forgot u r a q t"
"Wait, that's only 25?"
"Well, I was sort of hoping to give you the D in the morning.."

This ^^
made my day

[Exiled]

"I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven."

[Redbull]

"Hey Girl, Wanna have sex tonight" There is mine <