extraordinary feet licking skills.
daggmask = duskworm.
im so good at licking people's feet that they could hire me for doing that as my job. theyre like oh myy gosh, have you been practising?
it helps with my perversions to also in some way be a troll at the same time and start enourmous fights,
leading to shouting contests, violence, and spilled glass, usually because im lying about something and someones like
YOU WHAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD and im like eyyyy, i didnt do anything, i swear to you im innocent, calm down, chill,
all of this while at the same time being considered funny, leading to countless unnessesary and comorbid nervous-and-angry laughter from friend or foe.
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other than that, I have a talent for hacking into other people's computers and stealing there moneys.
I told my friend that I was gonna hack a famous person one day, and he's like: "why are you gonna hack an innocent nice person?"
and I replied with: "some men just want to watch the world burn!!"