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pet · 03-15-2014, 03:21 PM

a guy.. uhh... um
(i made a steam review of go go nippon)

Spoiler:
1 hrs last two weeks / 1 hrs on record

this game is fucking autistic and its made by hookanoose joos

why:

1) that fat bitch is fucking fat why are her boobs fucking shiney

2) why do chinese cartoons have spikey hair this is not acceptable in visual noel

3) my mom caught me playing this and called me an ass

4) the guy needs to be fat and have fat sausagey gelatinous fingers

5) not realistic enough graphics are shit

6) give me back my sheleks

(he commented) (i realised his name was noel) (and i wrote noel instead of novel)

(the guy) 15 minutes ago  Delete

Say it don't spray it fagot

so uh, w-what does he possibly.. mean
I kinda.. you know...
Sorry.. for being a sad human being

NOW HE SAID
"
Did you sit in sugar cause u got a pretty sweet ass.
"
H-how do I .. respond?!?!1

Equinox · 03-15-2014, 03:41 PM

Can he not spell faggot?

That aside, the internet probably isn't the best place to get relationship advice.

Just respond as if you normally would. Don't be weird or too normal.

pet · 03-15-2014, 03:50 PM

(03-15-2014, 03:41 PM)Duubz Wrote: Can he not spell faggot?

That aside, the internet probably isn't the best place to get relationship advice.

Just respond as if you normally would. Don't be weird or too normal.

I responded back with a food pick-up line: Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.

I of course do have a weiner, of 5 millimetres.
I.. don't know what to do...

Equinox · 03-15-2014, 03:53 PM

(03-15-2014, 03:50 PM)pet Wrote: I responded back with a food pick-up line: Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.

I of course do have a weiner, of 5 millimetres.
I.. don't know what to do...

Waitwut

You're a guy?

Nil · 03-15-2014, 04:10 PM

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

pet · 03-15-2014, 04:12 PM

(03-15-2014, 03:53 PM)Duubz Wrote: Waitwut

You're a guy?

N-no! I meant.. 5mm.. Clito Reyes...

Equinox · 03-15-2014, 04:12 PM

(03-15-2014, 04:12 PM)pet Wrote: N-no! I meant.. 5mm.. Clito Reyes...

Slow down there, little too personal.

lux · 03-15-2014, 11:23 PM

(03-15-2014, 04:12 PM)Doobz Wrote: Slow down there, little too personal.

Just because you're afraid of penis'.

Equinox · 03-15-2014, 11:26 PM

(03-15-2014, 11:23 PM)Lux Wrote: Just because you're afraid of penis'.

I'm not afraid, I just don't like seeing another guys penis. If I was afraid, don't you think I'd have cut mine off?

lux · 03-15-2014, 11:28 PM

(03-15-2014, 11:26 PM)Doobz Wrote: I'm not afraid, I just don't like seeing another guys penis. If I was afraid, don't you think I'd have cut mine off?

There's a GIF for that.

Spoiler: !!!WARNING!!! GORE

!!!GORE!!! http://imgur.com/r/gore/iD6RPEe !!!GORE!!!

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