[Adorapuff]

Pimp Your Terminal
A complete guide to becoming less respected

Here's what it will look like.

Spoiler:

Code:

sudo apt-get install lsb-release scrot
wget http://github.com/downloads/djmelik/archey/archey-0.2.8.deb
sudo dpkg -i archey-0.2.8.deb

then

Code:

sudo apt-get install figlet

Then go to /etc/bashrc.rc
Scroll to the bottom and paste

Code:

figlet "Replace with what you want it to say ( In mine its Kali Linux Bitches"
archey

[Dismas]

I use screenFetch. You could also add a line for regular text:

Code:

echo "Insert Text"

It's just basic stuff... Also, this applies to anyone using the aptitude package manager (with the listed package).

[Cyanide and Cynicism]

why not just say it's a tutorial for Debian

fucking casuals

[Customer]

That's a sexy desktop.

However, I don't have said Linux.

I cry because of it.

[Adorapuff]

That's a sexy desktop.

However, I don't have said Linux.

I cry because of it.

If you need help installing Debian or Kali shoot me a pm.

[Charon]

If you need help installing Debian or Kali shoot me a pm.

I fucking lol'd.

[Adorapuff]

I fucking lol'd.

It took me 3 fucking days to install kali because of the god damn connection settings.
Shit ain't easy.

[yokai_old]

It took me 3 fucking days to install kali because of the god damn connection settings.
Shit ain't easy.

You are a fucking idiot Putin1337..this tutorial is ridiculous, why the fuck would anyone use bactrack's transexual sister, Kali, as their main distro, let alone use Kali at all...?

[Cyanide and Cynicism]

You are a fucking idiot Putin1337..this tutorial is ridiculous, why the fuck would anyone use bactrack's transexual sister, Kali, as their main distro, let alone use Kali at all...?

wait

putin = puli1337

holy shit discovery.

[Adorapuff]

You are a fucking idiot Putin1337..this tutorial is ridiculous, why the fuck would anyone use bactrack's transexual sister, Kali, as their main distro, let alone use Kali at all...?

A) What's wrong with transexuals
B) Can you point out whats wrong with kali instead of just knocking it? Maybe give a reason or two as to your profound dislike?
To be fair, I asked you to give a reason, so I'll say why I like it.
1) It has metasploit and armitage preinstalled with all the dependencies, leaving me more time for learning then fixing problems as to why shit isn't working.
2) Since I am a begginer in Linux I find the entire environment appealing, from the fact that its built on debian to all the prepacked toolz.