[Lain]

Ingredients
A sesame seed bun cut in halves (top and bottom)
A beef patty (cooked)
Cheddar Cheese slices x2
Mayonnaise
Lettuce
Tomato (2 slices)
Pickles x4
Sliced onion
Tomato ketchup

Method
Place the cooked beef patty on the bottom half of your sesame seed bun, place the cheese so that the cheese covers majority of the beef patty. Place the this in the microwave for 20 seconds. While that's in the microwave, spread the mayonnaise across the top half of your bun. Evenly spread your lettuce over the top of your mayonnaise, place your tomato slices on top of the lettuce.
When the bottom half of your burger is finished in the microwave, place the pickles evenly on top of the cheese, apply your ketchup in a swirling motion, making sure you cover majority of your Burger, add a small amount of onions onto the ketchup.
Place the top half on top of the bottom half, so that the tomato is touching the onion.

Your Burger should be now complete.

[Customer]

Is this supposed to be some type of joke?

[ErroraBorealis]

Is this supposed to be some type of joke?

The real joke is that out of the two pages of new threads, this was the only thing I saw worth reading. This posting contest sucks monkey cock.

[ねこまっしぐら]

What the heck? B-b-but how do we cook the beef patty? And also, how much mayonnaise do we put on it?

[Lain]

What the heck? B-b-but how do we cook the beef patty? And also, how much mayonnaise do we put on it?

You grill the beef patty and put a dollup of mayo.

[ErroraBorealis]

You grill the beef patty and put a dollup of mayo.

How long and what's a dollup?

[Lain]

How long and what's a dollup?

Until the patty is brown on both sides with no sign of redness.

A dollop is essentially a blob.
So.. use a tablespoon of mayo.

[ねこまっしぐら]

Until the patty is brown on both sides with no sign of redness.

A dollop is essentially a blob.
So.. use a tablespoon of mayo.

What if we don't like it rare? Cause I like my patties a little red on the inside.

[Lain]

What if we don't like it rare? Cause I like my patties a little red on the inside.

Cook it however you want

Also, rare is when it's red in the middle. Do you even beef?

[ねこまっしぐら]

Cook it however you want

Also, rare is when it's red in the middle. Do you even beef?

Oops haha, I meant to say that I like it a little on the rare side. Medium rare as some would call it.