Turtle Simulator 2014

ProfessorChill · 09-28-2014, 08:44 PM

Made in the CryEngine 3, the new game coming to your desktop now!!!!!

"Blown away by it's sexyness" - Game Company

"Holy turtle" - IGN

"MY EYES THEY BURN" - Fox News

http://www.crydev.net/newspage.php?news=126601

Eclipse · 09-28-2014, 08:56 PM

What the actual fuck? Honestly, I don't like it.

MiS · 09-28-2014, 09:53 PM

Simulation Simulator 2014 when?

Oni · 09-28-2014, 09:56 PM

Sinisterly Simulator please!

lux · 09-28-2014, 10:01 PM

(09-28-2014, 09:56 PM)Oni Wrote: Sinisterly Simulator please!

anime
anime
skids
bullshitwarnings
anime
anime

Done.

ProfessorChill · 09-28-2014, 11:52 PM

Holy shit, just read this: Multiplayer up to 9762 players.

Edit: lol
The author is still promising a lot more features, such as:

Open world.
Multiplayer up to 9762 players.
A LOT of cut-scenes and QTE.
RPG elements and auto aiming.
Award winning "Pay to win" system with horse armor and more.
Randomly generated content, right from your CPU random number generator.
DRM that will require stable internet connection on unstable DRM servers.

Akane · 09-29-2014, 12:56 AM

There should be an Akane Simulator!

Losi · 09-29-2014, 12:57 AM

(09-29-2014, 12:56 AM)Akane Wrote: There should be an Akane Simulator!

Ummm. What would happen. Lewd things?

Akane · 09-29-2014, 12:58 AM

(09-29-2014, 12:57 AM)Losi Wrote: Ummm. What would happen. Lewd things?

Um... maybe? I dunno. You get to be me.

MiS · 09-29-2014, 01:38 AM

(09-29-2014, 12:58 AM)Akane Wrote: Um... maybe? I dunno. You get to be me.

The metahumor behind this is hilarious.

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