[Ronnie]

Price: $195,995.95
Weight: 55.90 LBS

Expected release date is 21st Oct 2015

Website Source: [hide]HERE

Travel back in time and play lead guitar at your parents Under the Sea dance! Travel into the future and watch Jaws 19 3D! Travel to the Wild West in 1885 and drink Sasparilla like a real man does!

THIS IS NOT A FAKE OR A REPLICA - THIS IS THE REAL THING THAT WILL ALLOW YOU TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME !!!

A real bargain at $195,995.95 (not including coupons, vouchers and other special discounts) - heck, it pays for itself once you've gone to the future and bought the 1950-2000 Gray's Sports Almanac!

The famed and fabled Flux Capacitor! Many flux capacitor designs have come and gone in the marketplace. Most have only been compatible with certain low production paintless cars. But now, XCONSOLES has brought to you a modern Flux Capacitor fully compatible with any present day vehicle! This item may be expensive, but can you place a price on time travel?

As Plutonium is illegal we do not supply this - however we do provide our own Mr. Fusion Reactor free of charge. It's a bit of a rip-off copy but works just as well.

Features:

Spoiler:

Flux Capacitor Features:

Time Travel at your own RISK!!!
Plutonium is required to properly operate Flux Capacitor (unless you use the Mr Fusion Upgrade)
Plutonium is used by the on-board nuclear reactor which then powers the Flux Capacitor to provide the needed 1.21 Gigawatts of Electrical Power.
Plutonium not Available at XCONSOLES. Please contact your Federal Government or Craigs List.
Flux Capacitor requires the stainless steel body of the 81-83 DeLorean DMC-12, V6 2.9L , to properly function (However many owners of Fiat, Ford, Chevy, GMC, Caddilac, Bentley, Range Rover etc have reported 100% compatibility)
NOT COMPATIBLE WITH BOX CARS, SMART CARS, PRIUS, OR ANY SUCH CAR THAT WOULD BE DEEMED TO BE TOO FANCY PANTS.
Once the time machine travels at 88 mph (142 km/h), light coming from the flux capacitor pulses faster until it becomes a steady stream of light. Then, time travel begins.

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[LessThan3]

I dont understand what this is...

Time travel is not really possible.

[Ronnie]

I don't get how this can be a scam, with that price and it's release date.
I have also seen it on the news somewhere, that's how I found it.

[Mafia]

This is legit! I just bought it!

[Ronnie]

Im going to buy 65 and build a Tardis.

[Guardian]

Haha... I want one...

Yrp, looks legit.

[Four]

I'll find it extremely funny when somebody actually conquers time travel and nobody will believe them.
He'll then turn to selfishness and conquer the world!

[Guardian]

I'll find it extremely funny when somebody actually conquers time travel and nobody will believe them.
He'll then turn to selfishness and conquer the world!

I'd take a platoon of troops with modern assault weapons and a ton of ammo and conquer ancient Rome.

[Four]

I'll find it extremely funny when somebody actually conquers time travel and nobody will believe them.
He'll then turn to selfishness and conquer the world!

I'd take a platoon of troops with modern assault weapons and a ton of ammo and conquer ancient Rome.

Oh my god, yes!
After that, I'd find a way to exploit the system to gain eternal life or something.
I'd have a pet dinosaur to eat other kings as well.
I'd call my kingdom the OWO - Old world order!

[VQET]

I like the humor in this post.
Thanks for the laugh bud.