[mothered]

It was so tasty, I couldn't resist.

The person under me eats the pre-chewed gum that I spat out.

[Yaiba]

The person under me is a new user, depressed teenager, or a friend of mine

[Shinoa]

I was a depressed teenager not too long ago. Does that count?

Person under me like's playing card games and chess

[BurritoBeans]

Magic: The Gathering, baby - been playing since 7th Edition, mainly Modern nowadays but I used to play Standard and didn't slow down until recently when they started putting out a bunch of sub-par quality sets and general bullshit mechanics...

...unless by card games you mean like a 52-card deck, in which case I love to play Blackjack, Tecxas Hold 'em, and War in spare time at school or work. For Chess, well it's enjoyable - I've been playing against my PDP-8 recenetly, and for being a program from '69 it works surprisingly well.

Person under me has at least one gun.

[Nightmare]

I actually don't.

The person under me is a virgin.

[3rd Impact]

Im not.

The person under me doesnt eat ass

[Shinoa]

That sounds gross tbh

Person under me has/had a pet cat

[Nightmare]

I have never had a cat before actually.

The person under me isn't wearing pants.

[3rd Impact]

You right, I ain't

The person under me hates weebs even tho he's secretly a weeb

[Cobychris]

The person under me secretly wears his girlfriends undies