[BreShiE]

For those of you who have seen The Day After Tomorrow, we all know it's a great film. However, this has actually became a reality in England right now. Massive floods in half the country and the other half covered in snow. Half of England without power and military being deployed to help combat the water. 2000 troops have been sent to help in this situation and a further 3000 are sat waiting, ready.

The worst part being, The River Thames (the one that runs through London) has flooded massively. This is fucking mental. I feel sorry for those in London right now, but let's hope the Queen has drowned! >:}






Imediate effected area:

The lighter blue represents where water should be, the darker blue represents where the water is.

Even Susan Boyle has been caught up in it bless her!


I feel sorry for the effected families, but fuck me this is hilarious. The first time that the River Thames has flooded since 1928.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/a0ebcfb6-9491-...ab7de.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-26172688

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weathe...loyed.html

[imdavee]

There are no floods where i live in the UK so it's great!

[Satan]

That's kinda funny. Its bad for people who it affects, but that's not me, so ha!

[3SidedSquare]

A wise man once said...

Laughter is is the cure for sadness! I mean... not for the people that are actually sad, but for the rest of us that have to fucking deal with them...

*Hijacked, this is now an English jokes thread*

Why does it suddenly smell like sex in England?
Because everyone's wet.

[Customer]

Sorry to hear, England folk.

I hope you're all okay.

[Bannedshee]

God kill the queen! Kill her with water!

[Satan]

God kill the queen! Kill her with water!

Unlikely to happen, but would be entertaining.

[Cressi]

let's hope the Queen has drowned! >:}

Can I get a "Hallelujah"?

This is terrible, though; hope it's over soon...

[Eclipse]

Apparently more units were deployed by the fire department since WW2.

[Satan]

Apparently more units were deployed by the fire department since WW2.

I'm not sure how to read this to be quite honest.

in WW2, or more units haven't been deployed since WW2?

Its very confusing, and can be taken either way.