[Versace]

So one day I was walking on this nude beach and I saw this really banging blonde girl so I was like, "Hey girl hey". Little did I know her man was right next her. So he obviously got up and was upset with me trying to spit game to his girl, as soon as he stood up I couldn't help but notice his 2 inch slang(it was hard). I could not stop laughing at how small his penis was. Little did I know his penis was that tiny because of the massive amounts of roids he takes. So while I think I'm cute laughing at his 2 inch pincher he punches me right in the throat and Im instantly unconscious. Moral of the story, don't laugh at a man with a shrimp sized penis.

-The end

[Thomas]

Hmm.
Seems like more of a Tando style story.

[Versace]

Hmm.
Seems like more of a Tando style story.

I was bored and thats what I was trying to go for. Give you guys something interesting to read

[Sir_CnC]

I was bored and thats what I was trying to go for. Give you guys something interesting to read

I was hoping it was real :'(
hahah.

[Versace]

I was hoping it was real :'(
hahah.

It may or may not be. The world will never know.

[Sir_CnC]

It may or may not be. The world will never know.

If it happened would you even be on here right now? Wouldn't you be in hospital or with police finding out what happened? o.o

[Versace]

If it happened would you even be on here right now? Wouldn't you be in hospital or with police finding out what happened? o.o

Not if this is something that has happened in the past.

[Sir_CnC]

Not if this is something that has happened in the past.

That's true, just noticed you said One day, was hoping you said today so I'd be right haha! Good story though.

[Tree]

Even though this story is possibly fiction I'm sure this happened before whether it be to you or someone else.

[Versace]

Even though this story is possibly fiction I'm sure this happened before whether it be to you or someone else.

I will be more creative next time:15-Cool-20px: