[Saikou]

Follow suit as the example below.

This user is known for not being a user.
Personally, I prefer to refer to this user as "the forum's theme."

or

This user is a bloody twat and has shite grammar.

[Equinox]

This user is a bloody twat and has shite grammar.

Spoiler:

This user is a bit too playful imo.

[Mom]

This user is a bloody twat and has shite grammar.

Spoiler:

This user is a bit too playful imo.

Is bad at understanding some things despite proven intelligence a la 'Smart but with closed eyes.'

Also is a bloody twat.

[Adorapuff]

Above user has an awesome name.

[Saikou]

The user above needs Jesus.

[MiS]

Took me a month to realize the above user's name is a play-on words of "psycho".

[Oni]

Above user is very much liked.

[misnar]

Above user is very much Gay Tech

this should be interesting

[Losi]

Above user loves negative reps. Cant figure out why.

[lux]

Above user has a great name but I do not know them too well.