[Evangelist]

So. Let's begin.

My wife has a very annoying friend (She's 23 and she thinks she knows everything and it's hot as fuck - She's not) So my wife comes home with her and I am sitting in my room studying about my religion and other religions. I am busy. Hence why I am not so active today on the forum. She walks in my room like she lives there and starts to touch my keyboard and ask me extremely stupid questions. Keep in mind I hate people like that. So I just said in a very calm voice. "Do you have nothing better to do than to sit there and just annoy me the fuck off?" She looks at me like "I can't believe this guy"

After my first attack I humbly said "Can you please take your retarded ass back to your house and take care of you piece of shit husband that doesn't do anything in life?"

She almost cried and went out my room fast as hell.

Of course being my wife's friend she got mad at me but I put on my earphones and started to listen to music. Problem solved.

[Chieftain]

You tell that bitch, she deserved it!

[Evangelist]

I wasn't making a joke. It's not supposed to be funny.

[Chieftain]

I wasn't making a joke. It's not supposed to be funny.

Story was pretty funny, I wouldn't call you an "asshole" necessarily.

[Evangelist]

Meh. I really don't care much for people who come in my room and start touching my shit. It's annoying and unnecessary.

[Chieftain]

Meh. I really don't care much for people who come in my room and start touching my shit. It's annoying and unnecessary.

And that's why I think it's funny & she deserved it.

[Evangelist]

Bitch I hope she dies on her way home.

[Soul]

How does your wife deal with that xD

I'm sorry, but if I were your wife, I would've slapped you xD

[Evangelist]

Nigga please. My wife was mad at the moment but she got over it once I explained my explosive behavior.