Sex Appeal of straws?

Boudica · 09-12-2021, 10:55 AM

Mothered introduced me to this handy straw company on this thread about spilling liquid on yourself when trying to drink from a can. Naturally I thought I'd be nosy and see what's so special about these travel size straws. Turns out, I went for the straws and stayed for a mermaid.

"If you're gonna suck, suck on this!"

"If you don't have pockets you can just... *puts it in mermaid bra* Uh-oh, where'd it go?"

Can someone please explain this to me?

Mr.Kurd · 09-12-2021, 10:59 AM

What is this for the sake of god....xD

Boudica · 09-12-2021, 11:01 AM

(09-12-2021, 10:59 AM)Mr.Kurd Wrote: What is this for the sake of god....xD

I don't know anymore. But I do want to buy that straw.

mothered · 09-12-2021, 12:02 PM

(09-12-2021, 11:01 AM)Boudica Wrote: I don't know anymore. But I do want to buy that straw.

I wonder If the lady Is up for sale?

My credit card Is on standby.

Mr.Kurd · 09-12-2021, 06:10 PM

(09-12-2021, 12:02 PM)mothered Wrote:
(09-12-2021, 11:01 AM)Boudica Wrote: I don't know anymore. But I do want to buy that straw.
I wonder If the lady Is up for sale?

My credit card Is on standby.

For real? I would never waste money on that..

mothered · 09-13-2021, 04:06 AM

(09-12-2021, 06:10 PM)Mr.Kurd Wrote:
(09-12-2021, 12:02 PM)mothered Wrote:
(09-12-2021, 11:01 AM)Boudica Wrote: I don't know anymore. But I do want to buy that straw.
I wonder If the lady Is up for sale?

My credit card Is on standby.

For real? I would never waste money on that..

It depends what she has to offer, and how much money I'm willing to spend.

I am joking, though.

Boudica · 09-13-2021, 09:51 PM

(09-13-2021, 04:06 AM)mothered Wrote:
(09-12-2021, 06:10 PM)Mr.Kurd Wrote:
(09-12-2021, 12:02 PM)mothered Wrote: I wonder If the lady Is up for sale?

My credit card Is on standby.

For real? I would never waste money on that..
It depends what she has to offer, and how much money I'm willing to spend.

I am joking, though.

LOL The amount of judgement from Kurd there... xD

Dismas · 09-13-2021, 09:54 PM

Selling a metal tube for $20... Marketing at its finest.

mothered · 09-14-2021, 03:51 AM

(09-13-2021, 09:54 PM)Dismas Wrote: Selling a metal tube for $20... Marketing at its finest.

I wouldn't spend that amount, but I suppose It will pay Itself off by outlasting the purchase of plastic straws over many years.

Dismas · 09-14-2021, 04:20 AM

(09-14-2021, 03:51 AM)mothered Wrote:
(09-13-2021, 09:54 PM)Dismas Wrote: Selling a metal tube for $20... Marketing at its finest.
I wouldn't spend that amount, but I suppose It will pay Itself off by outlasting the purchase of plastic straws over many years.

At almost half the price you could purchase 10,000 straws, which is enough to last 20 years:
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/suffixi...NN/CS.html

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