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RE: Ruin a date in 5 words 07-09-2016, 07:23 PM #11
Damn, I just shit myself
She was an angel seeking chaos, he was a demon seeking peace

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RE: Ruin a date in 5 words 07-09-2016, 07:24 PM #12
"Josef Stalin turns me on."

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RE: Ruin a date in 5 words 07-09-2016, 07:35 PM #13
I really like horse penis.

My roofies are at home.

I have over four STDs.

Can my dog join in?
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RE: Ruin a date in 5 words 07-09-2016, 07:48 PM #14
(07-09-2016, 07:17 PM)Skryptec Wrote: "I like to put peanuts in vaginas".

Little more than 5 word but still cracked me up.

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