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Ruin a date in 5 words - Aiko - 07-09-2016
Ruin a Date in 5 words
"I am a sex offender"
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Zaiken - 07-09-2016
I am a transgender sexy.
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Limited Edition_mybb_import25645 - 07-09-2016
"Get in the fucking van"
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Zaiken - 07-09-2016
(07-09-2016, 06:52 PM)Limited Edition Wrote: "Get in the fucking van"
Holy shit, I just laughed so fucking hard.
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Jebusfathead - 07-09-2016
'I voted against Brexit'
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Aiko - 07-09-2016
(07-09-2016, 06:53 PM)Jebusfathead Wrote: 'I voted against Brexit'
Oh shit
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Jebusfathead - 07-09-2016
(07-09-2016, 06:54 PM)Aiko Wrote:(07-09-2016, 06:53 PM)Jebusfathead Wrote: 'I voted against Brexit'
Oh shit
That or
'Hitler was okay I guess'
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Aiko - 07-09-2016
How about
"So, who is penetrating who?"
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Limited Edition_mybb_import25645 - 07-09-2016
Girl: "So what did you do over the weekend?"
Me: "Just chilling with Josef Fritzl"
RE: Ruin a date in 5 words - Skryptec - 07-09-2016
"I like to put peanuts in vaginas".