[Saikou]

... Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Adorapuff was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower's water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Adorapuff gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Saikou (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Saikou was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Adorapuff's rich chest.
As Adorapuff's buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Saikou almost had a dick aneurysm.
"Adorapuff," Saikou murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Adorapuff's warm thighs. "There is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire."
Adorapuff had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Saikou happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
"Saikou," Adorapuff moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. "I need you."
Saikou, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently.
Adorapuff looked at him expectantly.
"Oh, sorry," she added. "Saikou, I need you – sexually."
At hearing those beautiful words, Saikou flexed his rough-hewn abs and Adorapuff found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Saikou's undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Saikou entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Adorapuff clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Saikou moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson's. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Adorapuff spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room.
Adorapuff got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. "Saikou," she said softly, "there's something I have to tell you..."
But her bed was empty.
Saikou was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Adorapuff heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

canned meat/90

I'm not sure if I would want to fuck in spam.

Spam / spam I guess? It's spam, so spam.

Replying right before me/10

[ProfessorChill]

canned meat/90

I'm not sure if I would want to fuck in spam.

Can't pronounce / 10

EDIT: 7/10 not insane enough to be psycho.

[Losi]

Calming name. Suits your (and my) music tastes perfectly.

Rating: 9.7/10

[Saikou]

Can't pronounce / 10

Having an Articuno named after you / 10



http://japanese.about.com/od/wordoftheday/p/word60.htm
tl;dr - it's pronounced like psycho

Calming name. Suits your (and my) music tastes perfectly.

Rating: 9.7/10

40/42

Replied right before me, nice and short

[MiS]

When I first saw your name, I thought it was a play on words of "psycho", then I realized it was Japanese after a while.

8/10 because ye.

[chronical]

I'm not sure what MiS is but 10/10 because it's glowing green

[Nyx]

When I first saw your name, I thought it was a play on words of "psycho", then I realized it was Japanese after a while.

8/10 because ye.

10/10 because it's so kwaii.

[Techno]

5/10

Too regular for me.

[Equinox]

5/10

Too regular for me.

5/10

Too regular for me.

[Saikou]

5/10

Too regular for me.

0/0

Autism through the roof