[mail4gift21]

Q: How do you make a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one is a match!

Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!

Q: What’s the slipperiest country?
A: Greece!

Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!

Q: Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?
A: It ran out of juice!

Q: What do postal workers do when they’re mad?
A: They stamp their feet.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions

Q: What is at the end of everything?
A: The letter G.

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.

[Customer]

Did you copy+paste this or did you actually think of them.

[Satan]

Did you copy+paste this or did you actually think of them.

Considering I've heard most before, probably copypasta.

[mail4gift21]

some was copy paste, some was taught off,

[Customer]

Considering I've heard most before, probably copypasta.

I had the same feeling, lol.

some was copy paste, some was taught off,

Not trying to be a douche, but next time include where you got them from.

[mail4gift21]

I had the same feeling, lol.

Not trying to be a douche, but next time include where you got them from.

that's not a bad ideal, thanks for that dude