PHP hello world obfuscation contest

m0dem · 05-06-2016, 12:36 AM

(05-06-2016, 12:30 AM)Pirate Wrote: But is it REALLY irrelevant?
#MakeAmericaRelevantAgain

True, BUUUT......
#MakeThisThreadRelevantAgain

insidious · 05-06-2016, 12:45 AM

(05-06-2016, 12:36 AM)m0dem Wrote: True, BUUUT......
#MakeThisThreadRelevantAgain

PHP has caused irreversable trauma in 9 out of 10 programmers

relevant enough? Tongue

Pirate · 05-06-2016, 12:46 AM

(05-06-2016, 12:36 AM)m0dem Wrote: True, BUUUT......
#MakeThisThreadRelevantAgain

#Noneofusarehelpingmakethisthreadrelevantagain

m0dem · 05-06-2016, 12:48 AM

(05-06-2016, 12:45 AM)insidious15 Wrote: PHP has caused irreversable trauma in 9 out of 10 programmers

relevant enough?

I could believe it.
Especially obfuscated PHP. Confused

meow · 11-05-2016, 02:21 AM

It's been 3 months and there are still no fags here who want to do this

bitm0de · 11-27-2016, 03:43 AM

Not really a PHP programmer but here's my take:

Code:
<?php
(function(){$_=("Y"^"0").("\\"^"1").("B"^"2").("_"^"3").("["^"4").("Q"^"5").("S"^"6");
function _($_){static$X="X";return$_^++$X;}echo $_(array_map("$"^"{",str_split("1?--.a6.3-%")))."!\x0A";})();
?>

Should work on PHP 7.0.1+ I believe. Tested here: http://sandbox.onlinephpfunctions.com/