[Adorapuff]

Yeah. Send him a bunch of Morphine, OxyContin and Vicodin. In unmarked boxes without medical labeling.

I mean Kratom and legal RCs, not prescription drugs

[Losi]

I mean Kratom and legal RCs, not prescription drugs

Aww. But that's boring. Oni needs to experience a morphine high.

[Oni]

Don't send me any drugs! I don't care if they are legal. Cigarettes are fine, though. I smoke Marlboro Red 100s and Marlboro Next.

[Jiggly]

Unfortunately, I don't think your girlfriend would like me sending you a dozen strippers.

You got that right.

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Sent you all my shipping address. Please don't send the SWAT to my PO box. They all know me and will have the FBI knock on your door.


Shh! Send me money. @Jiggly will never know I bought them!

Jiggly is going to go cry now...

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I would suggest anime DVDs but he has so many of them.. And I was the one who alphabetised them... All 3 boxes of them...

[Techno]

@Oni
Sent you your little 'gift', hope you enjoy it.

[Oni]

@Oni
Sent you your little 'gift', hope you enjoy it.

I am scared already.

[Adorapuff]

I am scared already.

"This just in, Florida Tech student, found blown to pieces upon opening his mail after giving out his address to the kind people of the gayest forum on the internet."

[Oni]

Oh, and you guys need to put your username somewhere on the gift, or warn me what you sent me. If I get a figure or something and I don't know who sent it, I'll feel really shitty.

[MiS]

Oh, and you guys need to put your username somewhere on the gift, or warn me what you sent me. If I get a figure or something and I don't know who sent it, I'll feel really shitty.

Maybe the gift wasn't the figure, but the feeling afterwards

[Oni]

Maybe the gift wasn't the figure, but the feeling afterwards

So people would purposely send me a figure to make me feel awful, not knowing who was awesome for sending it? Maximum confusion achieved.