[BreakR]

This site is severely missing chihuahuas. I am disappoint.

[Dismas]

This site is severely missing chihuahuas. I am disappoint.

Do not be worried, we will add more chihuahuas in the future.

[BreakR]

Do not be worried, we will add more chihuahuas in the future.

I am not worried, I am disappoint.
Disappoint slowly drains your soul and leaves nothing, just an empty void of sadness and misery, where nothing lives and everything dies a sad, tragic and painful death.

Also, disappoint is contagious, so bring the chihuahuas already so I can make my chihuahua sushi.

Sincerely,
your toaster

[Dismas]

Do not be worried, we will add more chihuahuas in the future.

I am not worried, I am disappoint.
Disappoint slowly drains your soul and leaves nothing, just an empty void of sadness and misery, where nothing lives and everything dies a sad, tragic and painful death.

Also, disappoint is contagious, so bring the chihuahuas already so I can make my chihuahua sushi.

Sincerely,
your toaster

Toasters don't make sushi.

[BreakR]

Toasters don't make sushi.

Then you didn't check the voltage, that's why your microwave has bad breath. That also made me realize green was your second to last least favorite color in the alphabet.
Also, chihuahua sushi is from soviet russia, so your statement is profoundly irrelevant.

The toaster died from crying from reading of the effects of the stories told of withdrawal of chihuahua sushi, so this is fridge speaking.

Sincerely,
the blender

[Dismas]

Toasters don't make sushi.

Then you didn't check the voltage, that's why your microwave has bad breath. That also made me realize green was your second to last least favorite color in the alphabet.
Also, chihuahua sushi is from soviet russia, so your statement is profoundly irrelevant.

The toaster died from crying from reading of the effects of the stories told of withdrawal of chihuahua sushi, so this is fridge speaking.

Sincerely,
the blender

[BreakR]

Your brain isn't full of fuck, in fact, the situation is entirely the opposite.
I don't give a fuck now, because if I did, you would brain all over it, and that would be nasty.

After reading that, in fact, I've came to realize that the universe isn't completely adjacent to the foil of time, in fact because of the sub-atomic particles previously disconsidered, equal or opposite events occur, shifting that far beyond the imagination of a liger. That's why you shouldn't eat burgers for breakfast.

[Dismas]

Your brain isn't full of fuck, in fact, the situation is entirely the opposite.
I don't give a fuck now, because if I did, you would brain all over it, and that would be nasty.

After reading that, in fact, I've came to realize that the universe isn't completely adjacent to the foil of time, in fact because of the sub-atomic particles previously disconsidered, equal or opposite events occur, shifting that far beyond the imagination of a liger. That's why you shouldn't eat burgers for breakfast.

Ligers aren't the most imaginative...

[BreakR]

Ligers aren't the most imaginative...

IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT YOU KNOW

I RESERVE MY RIGHT TO USE CAPS LOCK

[Dismas]

Ligers aren't the most imaginative...

It's not their fault you know.

Well, then whose is it? Derp.