[Crimson]

Post your jokes here.
                             

[๖ۣۣۜۜFear]

Stickied.

What's worse then losing your job? The Holocaust.

[Crimson]

How do you hide a black mans food stamps?

Spoiler:

Put them under his work boots.

[The Protagonist]

Whats slimy and crawls up a woman's leg?

Spoiler:

A homesick abortion

Whats the best thing about twenty three year olds?

Spoiler:

There's twenty of them

I bought a Welsh calendar yesterday. I had to return it, there was no April.

How many cops does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

None. They arrest the room for being black and fine the bulb for being broke

How many women does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

They don't. They set up a support group called "Coping with Darkness"

[Crimson]

How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

One, but it take 3 episodes.

[The Protagonist]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

Feminists can't change anything.

[Charon]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Spoiler:

Feminists can't change anything.

Laughed on that one lol.

Pretty funny jokes around here, I don't have any fun humour I guess.

~INST1NCT

[Dismas]

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?

Spoiler:

The PGA tour.

[Crimson]

What do you call 5 Mexicans standing in a row?

Spoiler:

A spicket fence

What do you call 3 black people, 3 Mexicans, and 3 Chinese people standing in a row?

Spoiler:

A sprinkler. (nigger nigger nigger spic spic spic chink chink chink)

[Crimson]

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your dad, get the fuck out of the bathroom.
^ True story.