Official Joke Thread

markdark · 09-03-2014, 10:03 PM

(04-13-2014, 02:22 PM)TryhardHusky Wrote: Want to hear a joke?

Women's Rights.

lol so good. you win

Mr_slip12 · 09-03-2014, 10:48 PM

knock. knock.

whos there?

no one.

no one who?

Luckyme · 09-04-2014, 12:55 AM

ive hearts thousands of jokes in my life time, so far
can't remember a one
my uncle remembers every joke he ever heard
i just wish he could remember which ones he told me already

freakalishish · 09-04-2014, 07:44 AM

Have you heard the joke about the world?

It's still going around isn't it?

You know they outlawed round bales of hay.....

The cows couldn't get a square meal

Termite walks into a bar and says ......

Is your bartender here?

oskrrg · 09-04-2014, 07:52 AM

(07-29-2014, 07:55 PM)Jlyon11 Wrote: Well, since this is stickyed what the hell. Warning, these may offend or disturb you!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

Spoiler:
You can't fuck a rock...

This is a very disturbing joke. Confused

ProfessorFrosty · 09-01-2015, 03:33 PM

Two chemists walked into a bar.

The first chemist asked for H20.

The second chemist asked for H20 too.

The second chemist died.

See if your brainy enough to understand this!

Eclipse · 09-01-2015, 03:48 PM

(09-01-2015, 03:33 PM)ProfessorFrosty Wrote: Two chemists walked into a bar.

The first chemist asked for H20.

The second chemist asked for H20 too.

The second chemist died.

See if your brainy enough to understand this!

Hydrogen Peroxide.

It's been a long time since we've had any new jokes in here. Tongue

ProfessorFrosty · 09-01-2015, 03:49 PM

(09-01-2015, 03:48 PM)eclipse Wrote: Hydrogen Peroxide.

It's been a long time since we've had any new jokes in here.

Bored.

Svengali · 09-19-2015, 04:11 AM

Know what's kinda ironic?

Spoiler:

Megan · 09-26-2015, 01:14 PM

The EU has pledged to help the Syrian refugee's in any way they can...

Swimming lessons might be a start.

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