Official Joke Thread

Diego · 10-24-2012, 12:57 AM

My dick was once on the Guinness book of world records.

Until the librarian kicked me out...

Crimson · 10-24-2012, 01:27 AM

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 people...
Then it exploded.

Chromium · 12-08-2012, 04:10 AM

A blind guy walks into a bar and he says

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Xeronations · 12-08-2012, 04:11 AM

Why wasn't Jesus good at hockey?

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Adorapuff · 12-08-2012, 04:14 AM

Why do Jews have big noses

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Anonymous · 12-08-2012, 04:15 AM

How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light blub?

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Bannedshee · 12-08-2012, 04:17 AM

what do yo call a fat guy wearing a red shirt

a fat guy wearing a red shirt :3

Anonymous · 12-08-2012, 04:19 AM

(12-08-2012, 04:17 AM)Cyber-Savage Wrote: what do yo call a fat guy wearing a red shirt

a fat guy wearing a red shirt :3

Worst joke ever. Come back when you got a good one. xD

Kinanizer · 12-08-2012, 04:23 AM

http://anti-joke.com/
I claim all the jokes on that website as mine.

Anonymous · 12-08-2012, 10:44 AM

(12-08-2012, 04:23 AM)Kinanizer Wrote: http://anti-joke.com/
I claim all the jokes on that website as mine.

LOL Cheater! Im afraid I'm going to have to report you for taking someone else credit. xD