[Soul]

inb4notreadingtherules

I'd like to nominate: Evangelist, for a second award of Member of the Month
Here is the link to their profile: http://www.anarchyforums.net/User-Evangelist

Evangelist is the sole reason why this world still goes round. He is the best of the best, the king of kings, lord of lords, emperor of emperors, winner of winners. There is no one who can best Evangelist at anything - he is far above your level of intellect or physique. In fact, all of you are also emotionally sub-par to this perfect example of a human being. In addition, Evangelist has the largest male organs in the whole world, with a flaccid penis of 16.7 miles long and 10.25 miles wide. It has never been recorded how long his erect penis is because it stretched too many times around the world. The last time he got an erection, he ejaculated so much that it caused Japan to be hit by a tsunami/hurricane of epic proportions (less epic than Evanglist's dick). Besides his amazingly large organs, he also wields the power of a thousand sun gods. With a wave of his hand, he could impregnate all your female relatives without even looking at them. But he won't. He is the master of lightning, ruler of the skies, king of the seas, tyrant of the land, fucker of women, and bater of masters. He has done countless things on AnarchyForums that he didn't even NEED to do. You should thank him for even being on the internet! That said, I believe Evangelist has won the member of the month award even though he won it last month.

[Evangelist]

What the fuck? Hahaha. It's true about my dick though.

[Dismas]

The poll has started. I have removed BreShiE from the list of nominees because he is banned for more than a week.

[Charon]

Evangelist has been removed from the poll/nomination since he has already won the MOTM award the previous month.

[Dismas]

Do not be worried, we will add more chihuahuas in the future.

I am not worried, I am disappoint.
Disappoint slowly drains your soul and leaves nothing, just an empty void of sadness and misery, where nothing lives and everything dies a sad, tragic and painful death.

Also, disappoint is contagious, so bring the chihuahuas already so I can make my chihuahua sushi.

Sincerely,
your toaster

Thanks. I forgot to remove him.

[Balls]

I am surprised I was not nominated.

[Evangelist]

I like you dude I really do, but nominations go like this: You get nominated if other members think you deserve it not if YOU think you do.

[Balls]

I like you dude I really do, but nominations go like this: You get nominated if other members think you deserve it not if YOU think you do.

Yeah i've been really inactive I hope to get it next month though.

[Dismas]

The polls are closed. The winner for this month is Kirito (previously known as Three)!