[Tando]

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Hey my name is Tando and I'm new to the hub, thought I'd share a story that happened to me a few weeks ago.

It was night time as just stated, so my house was pretty dark. I decided to get up from studying at my computer chair to a take a shower to wash off as much of my excessive swag as possible.

I undressed, actually got completely naked and walked towards the bathroom. My brother decided to be a :ninja: and run in quickly to do Buddha knows what.

So now I'm standing there in the dark completely butt naked waiting for my brother to get out so I can walk in (planning to cover my snake of course as he passes by o. o).

Now he's taking really fucking long

Spoiler:

So I decided to make use of my time. I have an issue where if I'm waiting for something I have to do something somewhat productive.

I decided to get onto the kitchen floor and start doing pushups, butt naked. I was on 36th push up working those triceps when I hear the door open right next to me, I was way too into it (even making noises) so I was caught off guard.

My mother walked in with her friend and turned the lights on to see me butt naked doing push ups and said "What...?"

This is the first time my mother brought this particular friend over, so I kind've implanted this memory into her mind forever.

I was at a loss for words, because there's no reasonable reason to be butt naked doing push ups on the kitchen floor.

Spoiler:

Also as stated somewhere on page 2 this is not a troll, this isn't even that far fetched and it's too random to be a troll.

[Google]

Lol. I am imagining a fat guy doing that and I am coming to see that randomly. #mindfuck.

[Brandon]

haha oh my god that's brilliant.

especially as this is the first time you've met her : $

[Spire_CnC]

Ah Tando and your stories. The Hub shall bow down to your presence.

[Crypt_CnC]

Why would you have let yourself into that situation?

I bet dinner was awkward! : P

[Lincoln Burrows]

Tando why you copy and paste this thread from HF. You posted it there a long time ago.

[Google]

Tando why you copy and paste this thread from HF. You posted it there a long time ago.

It is all about the lulz. That's why sir.

[Legendary_CnC]

That was the most awkward story ever..

[Money_CnC]

Was her friend hot? Lol she saw your hairy ass? > _ <

[Feat]

Damn man, another epic story. I thought she walked on you beating the snake. I guess she'll be seeing your ass in her dreams.