Largest Spider - What would you do?

Groliath · 05-12-2013, 07:58 PM

(03-28-2013, 05:17 AM)Evangelist Wrote: The world's largest known spider is a male goliath bird-eating spider

The world's largest known spider is a male Gr0liath cunt-eating spider.

Jiggly · 05-12-2013, 08:04 PM

(05-12-2013, 07:58 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(03-28-2013, 05:17 AM)Evangelist Wrote: The world's largest known spider is a male goliath bird-eating spider

The world's largest known spider is a male Gr0liath cunt-eating spider.

Ok now I am genuinely scared.

Groliath · 05-12-2013, 08:05 PM

(05-12-2013, 08:04 PM)Jiggly Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 07:58 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(03-28-2013, 05:17 AM)Evangelist Wrote: The world's largest known spider is a male goliath bird-eating spider

The world's largest known spider is a male Gr0liath cunt-eating spider.

Ok now I am genuinely scared.

Don't be.. ill just crawl under your bed and stalk my prey like a normal spider. might even build a jizz web :L we'll see.

Batman24 · 05-12-2013, 08:09 PM

Cool!
I'm not scared
of it.
I hunt bugs. Biggrin

Charon · 05-12-2013, 08:57 PM

What I would do is throw something really big that's not 3 yards away from me and after that I would run like crazy(If it survived).

Jiggly · 05-12-2013, 10:00 PM

(05-12-2013, 08:05 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 08:04 PM)Jiggly Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 07:58 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(03-28-2013, 05:17 AM)Evangelist Wrote: The world's largest known spider is a male goliath bird-eating spider

The world's largest known spider is a male Gr0liath cunt-eating spider.

Ok now I am genuinely scared.

Don't be.. ill just crawl under your bed and stalk my prey like a normal spider. might even build a jizz web :L we'll see.

jizz....web... that sounds...tasty.

Groliath · 05-12-2013, 10:27 PM

(05-12-2013, 10:00 PM)Jiggly Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 08:05 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 08:04 PM)Jiggly Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 07:58 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(03-28-2013, 05:17 AM)Evangelist Wrote: The world's largest known spider is a male goliath bird-eating spider

The world's largest known spider is a male Gr0liath cunt-eating spider.

Ok now I am genuinely scared.

Don't be.. ill just crawl under your bed and stalk my prey like a normal spider. might even build a jizz web :L we'll see.

jizz....web... that sounds...tasty.

-crawls up from under the bed and runs away from you- you weird weird person Q_Q

Jiggly · 05-12-2013, 11:16 PM

(05-12-2013, 10:27 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 10:00 PM)Jiggly Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 08:05 PM)Groliath Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 08:04 PM)Jiggly Wrote:
(05-12-2013, 07:58 PM)Groliath Wrote: The world's largest known spider is a male Gr0liath cunt-eating spider.

Ok now I am genuinely scared.

Don't be.. ill just crawl under your bed and stalk my prey like a normal spider. might even build a jizz web :L we'll see.

jizz....web... that sounds...tasty.

-crawls up from under the bed and runs away from you- you weird weird person Q_Q

AHAHAHA MY PLAN SUCCEEDS!!

Customer · 05-12-2013, 11:35 PM

Awh it looks so cute. ; u ;

But at the same time, kill it with fire.

Unmasked · 05-13-2013, 07:57 AM

This made me cringe :S I am not afraid to admit I have arachnophobia, if I see a spider I will jump like a girl lmfao