[charlie]

Well I have to say this is kind of right and wrong, I asked my parents to change ISP'S and we did. My parents always ask, what does this program do, etc,I've gotten new hardware before. Never read a hacking manual, I spend alot of time online but I was unsociable before I learnt about hacking. Never heard of quake. I'm argumentative most of the time. I fail acidemically because I get bored and don't go to lessons. No for the lunix. As for that bit on appearance, wtf? XD

Even though it's fake, I guess some bits could applied to one hacker and not another lol

Jk what a total load of bullshit, theres noway to stereotype a hacker lol.

[Mom]

I would hope this is a parody article.
It was cancerous to read.

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Well I have to say this is kind of right and wrong, I asked my parents to change ISP'S and we did. My parents always ask, what does this program do, etc,I've gotten new hardware before. Never read a hacking manual, I spend alot of time online but I was unsociable before I learnt about hacking. Never heard of quake. I'm argumentative most of the time. I fail acidemically because I get bored and don't go to lessons. No for the lunix. As for that bit on appearance, wtf? XD

Even though it's fake, I guess some bits could applied to one hacker and not another lol

Jk what a total load of bullshit, theres noway to stereotype a hacker lol.

Cancerous you say?
And the other, trying to justify yourself?
You wouldn't be.... Rustled, would you?

Spoiler:

Of course it's a parody article. For gods sake they mixed up hackers and ravers. How do you do that? Where's the part with my green text console (it's actually red and I only use it for IP Flushing but shut up.)? This is all wrong.

[Adorapuff]

Cancerous you say?
And the other, trying to justify yourself?
You wouldn't be.... Rustled, would you?

Spoiler:

Of course it's a parody article. For gods sake they mixed up hackers and ravers. How do you do that? Where's the part with my green text console (it's actually red and I only use it for IP Flushing but shut up.)? This is all wrong.

The ravers is making fun of the movie hackers.

[Mom]

The ravers is making fun of the movie hackers.

It's okay. Movies aren't real and ravers aren't people.

[Bannedshee]

It's okay. Movies aren't real and ravers aren't people.

HAHAHHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

But yeah i remember reading this article and loling.
THeres also a video similar to this on some tv show.

[Equinox]

It's okay. Movies aren't real and ravers aren't people.

Then I suppose dubstep isn't music? Yes, yes it is. No, you don't disagree.

[Eclipse]

Well I have to say this is kind of right and wrong, I asked my parents to change ISP'S and we did. My parents always ask, what does this program do, etc,I've gotten new hardware before. Never read a hacking manual, I spend alot of time online but I was unsociable before I learnt about hacking. Never heard of quake. I'm argumentative most of the time. I fail acidemically because I get bored and don't go to lessons. No for the lunix. As for that bit on appearance, wtf? XD

Even though it's fake, I guess some bits could applied to one hacker and not another lol

Jk what a total load of bullshit, theres noway to stereotype a hacker lol.

By far, the funniest, was the bit about AMD

[darkcida]

Sorry, but is there a shorter (*much* shorter) version of this? I got sidetracked after the first two sentences =[ ... maybe take the individual bullet points and highlight those in a TL;DR section for those of us who have short attention spans =P. Fun though, regardless of length!

[xibalanque]

I hope this is fake because this post is just so sad lol

[Oni]

I hope this is fake because this post is just so sad lol

This is a 7 year old thread and the OP was practically a kid when this was posted... How do you even manage to find and gravedig a thread this old?